These 148 Butterfly Jokes for Kids will make you a social butterfly and have friends and family fluttering around you for more!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Butterfly Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!
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The Butterfly Jokes
What do butterflies love to eat for breakfast?
Flap-jacks
Why did the butterfly become a gardener?
It was tired of flying by the seat of its plants.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite yoga pose?
The caterpillar pose.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite dessert?
Butter scotch.
Why did the butterfly become a detective?
Because it loved to flutter around clues.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite drink?
Nectar on the rocks.
Why did the butterfly become a weather reporter?
It could always predict a storm coming.
Why did the butterfly go to the opera?
Because it loved to hear the high notes.
Why were butterflies not invited to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.
Why did the butterfly enroll in art school?
It wanted to brush up on its winged technique!
Why was the butterfly always stressed?
It had a lot of things to pollen its mind.
Why couldn’t the caterpillar get into the butterfly garden?
Because it didn’t have enough change.
Why did the butterfly start a charity?
It wanted to make a difference.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite music genre?
Wing and a prayer.
Why did the butterfly become a writer?
It had a lot of tales to tell.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite musical instrument?
The flutter-tuba.
Why did the butterfly flunk school?
Because it couldn’t pass the butterfly test.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite exercise?
Flutter kicks.
Did any of you hear about the Queens new pet?
It’s a Monarch butterfly.
What do you call a butterfly with a large wardrobe?
A fashion flutter.
What did the butterfly say to the very shy chrysalis?
“Trust me It’ll be more fun once you’re out of your shell.”
Why did the fly go to the hospital?
For the doctor to make it get “butter“.
Why did the butterfly become a photographer?
It loved capturing moments on the fly.
What did the butterfly say when it got a promotion?
“I’m soaring.”
What do you call a butterfly with a low credit score?
A bad flyer.
Why was the butterfly always positive?
It believed in the power of transformation.
Why don’t butterflies like to tell secrets?
Because they’re afraid they’ll spill the nectar!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
Mothematics.
What did the butterfly say to the taxi driver?
“Follow that swarm!”
What do butterflies keep in their suitcases?
Their wing-ter clothes.
What looks like half a butterfly?
The other half.
What do you call a socially awkward butterfly?
A wallflutter.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!
What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies?
A betterfly.
What do you call a butterfly who can’t sing?
A flutter-tone deaf.
Why was the butterfly the best at hide-and-seek?
It could always camouflage.
What do you call the leader of all of the butterfly kingdoms?
A Monarch.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!
Why did the butterfly join the gym?
It wanted to strengthen its wings.
Which bug is strong enough to work in construction?
A Caterpillar.
Why did the butterfly start a band?
It was tired of being a solo act.
Why did the butterfly take a nap?
It was feeling a bit sluggish.
Why did the butterfly get kicked out of the flower shop?
Because it was caught drinking on the job!
Why did the butterfly go to the dance party?
It wanted to boogie with the beetles!
Why did the butterfly get a ticket?
It was caught speeding in the garden.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite party game?
Flutter the bottle.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of joke?
Fly-by-night humor.
Why did the butterfly bring a map to the party?
It didn’t want to wing it.
Why did the butterfly never play baseball?
It couldn’t handle the fly balls.
Why do butterflies never get lost?
Because they always flutter by landmarks!
What do you call a column shaped as a cat?
A caterpillar.
How do butterflies make decisions?
They take a poll-ination!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite holiday?
Fly-ter’s Day.
Why did the butterfly become a magician?
It loved to perform tricks.
Why did the butterfly get glasses?
It wanted to see the world in a different light.
What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?
Oh, now I know! You changed your hair!
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
Because rolling stones gather no moths!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite fruit?
Butter-fruit.
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite band?
The Beetles!
Why did the butterfly always carry an umbrella?
It hated getting its wings wet.
What do you call a butterfly that can’t make up its mind?
A flutterby.
Why can’t butterflies turn their heads?
They don’t have neck-tar.
How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
Why did the butterfly join the navy?
It wanted to spread its wings.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of music?
Classical, because it soothes their wings.
Why did the butterfly never get bored?
It always found joy in little things.
Why was the butterfly always happy?
It loved to go with the flow-er.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite perfume?
Eau de Nectar.
What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.
What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t live in a city?
An urban moth.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite social media?
Flutter.
What did the butterfly do when it lost its voice?
It got a moth-to-moth resuscitation.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite TV show?
Game of Thrones, because winter is coming and they have to fly south.
When is a baseball player like a spider?
When he catches a butterfly.
Why do butterflies always have good TV reception?
They have two antennas.
How do butterflies gather?
In-sects.
What do you get if you want a cheap butterfly?
A margarinefly!
What did the butterfly say when he failed his eye exams?
“COMPOUND IT!”
What did the butterfly say to the bully?
“Don’t bug me!”
What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of art?
Wing-dings.
What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?
Hey! You look familiar.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars!
How do butterflies greet each other?
“How’s it fluttering?”
Why aren’t butterflies good book authors?
Because they always wing it!
What did the butterfly say to its valentine?
“We were caterpillars when I fell for you.”
How do butterflies learn new things?
They attend cocoonferences!
Why was the butterfly a bad liar?
It was always transparent.
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
To see the butter… fly.
What do butterflies use to hold up their houses?
Cater-pillars!
Why did the butterfly stop playing hide and seek?
It always got spotted.
Why did the butterfly join the cooking class?
It wanted to learn how to make butterfly pasta.
Why don’t butterflies like fast food?
It doesn’t sit well in their caterpillaries.
Why was the butterfly afraid of heights?
It had wing phobia.
Why was the butterfly late for the date?
It got stuck in the net.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite superhero?
Mothman.
What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A dog-erpillar!
What does a caterpillar do on New Year’s Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
Why was the butterfly constipated after coming out of her chrysalis?
She was a bad pupa.
What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?
Hannibal Nectar.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite exercise?
Wing-ups.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite novel?
The Metamorphosis.
What do butterflies say before they start a race?
“On your mariposa, get set, go!”
What do butterflies use to fix anything?
Butterfly nuts and bolts.
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
What do you call a butterfly with no wings?
A caterpillar.
Why was the spider nervous about the bug-eating contest.
Because it had butterflies in his stomach.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite sport?
Fly-tying.
What do butterflies write in their diaries?
Their fluttermost thoughts.
Why was the butterfly a bad student?
It was always winging its essays.
What’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies?
Caterpillars.
What is a proboscis?
Nobody nose.
What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
A monarchy.
What did the butterfly say when they saw a predator?
“I butterfly away.”
What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of sandwich?
Butter-fly on rye.
What’s the opposite of Butterfly?
Margarine-walk.
How do caterpillars swim?
They do the butterfly stroke.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite movie?
The Silence of the Moths.
Why did the butterfly get a time-out?
It wouldn’t stop fluttering around.
Why did the butterfly join the circus?
It wanted to be a trapeze artist.
Why do butterflies never fight?
They always turn the other wing.
Why did the butterfly become a motivational speaker?
Because it had a story of transformation.
Why was the caterpillar always on social media?
Because it wanted to become a social butterfly.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite day of the week?
Flutterday.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite pop song?
“Wings Beneath My Wings.”
Why do butterflies always have a date?
Because they are big flutters.
Do you need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?
Nyet.
What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?
Papua pupa papas
What’s a butterfly’s favorite Broadway show?
Les Mothérables.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Flutter pecan!
How do butterflies tell time?
With their circadian wing clocks.
What’s worse than finding a caterpillar when eating an apple?
Finding half of a caterpillar.
What sort of fly loves bread?
A butterfly!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite dance move?
The flutter-fly.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite sport?
Moth-ball!
Why was the butterfly bad at chess?
It was always getting stuck in a net.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of tree?
Butternut, because it’s so butter-fly!
What do you call a butterfly that’s good at solving puzzles?
A cross-pollinator!
What’s a butterfly’s favorite holiday?
Wingsgiving!
Why did the butterfly get a job as a bartender?
It loved to mix nectars.
What does a chatty caterpillar become?
A social butterfly.
Why was the butterfly always late?
It kept stopping to smell the roses.
Why did the butterfly apply for a job in the bakery?
Because it kneaded the dough.
Can you make cheese swim?
No, but you can make butterfly!
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes
What’s a butterfly’s favorite food?
Cocoonuts!
Why don’t butterflies use GPS?
They prefer to wing it.
Why don’t butterflies make good secret agents?
Because they’re too easy to spot.
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