Here are 118 Whale-y Funny Whale Jokes for Kids! Whether you are doing a study on Whales or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these!
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The Jokes
What do British whales eat?
Fish and ships
How do whales stay healthy?
They always have a ‘porpoise’ in life
Why do whales sing?
Because they can’t talk
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
It was her life’s porpoise
How do whales celebrate birthdays?
With a ‘sea’-prise party!
What is a whale’s favorite sandwich?
Krilled cheese
Why did the whale call a detective?
He saw something that looked fishy
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station
How did the octopus make the whale laugh?
With ten-tickles
What time is it when a whale jumps into your boat?
Time to get a new boat
How do you make a whale float?
Combine root beer, ice cream and a whale
Why does Charles get treated like royalty when he goes in the sea?
Because he’s the Prince of Whales
Why did the whale start a financial help program?
It wanted to inspire others to become “whale”-their
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail
What do you call a whale magician?
A ‘hocus-porpoise’
What’s a whale’s favorite kind of humor?
‘Dry’ jokes
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam
Did you know that whales can squirt ink?
Just squidding
How does a whale ask for forgiveness?
It ‘blubbers’ an apology
Why did the whale turn down the job offer?
Because he didn’t want to be tide down by a full-time job
What do you call a whale with bad posture?
A hunchback whale
Why do mermaids never stay on shore for too long?
They find it over-whale-ming
What makes whales the best hackers?
They are great at breaching security
Which type of whale can fly?
Pilot whales
What do you do with a blue whale?
Cheer it up
What do you call a whale with no teeth?
A gummy whale
Why did the whale start a spa?
It wanted to offer “whale”-ness retreats
How do whales greet each other?
“‘Whale’ hello there!”
What’s a whale’s favorite type of sandwich?
Anything with lots of “fin”ger foods
Why did the whale start a rock band?
It wanted to make a “killer” album
How do you know when a whale likes you?
It gives you a whale of a time
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame
How did the whale get to the hospital?
In a big clambulance
Why can’t you trust a whale with your money?
He’ll blow the hole lot
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel
What’s a whale’s favorite motivational quote?
Where there’s a whale, there’s a way
If whales lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland
What do you call a whale that’s a computer genius?
A mega-byte
How do whales talk to each other?
They use ‘shell’ phones
Why did the whale miss his flight?
He was whaley late
Why aren’t whales afraid of pirates?
They like being made to walk the plankton
Where do whales sleep at night?
In water beds
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked
What did the mommy whale do when her son stayed out too late?
She flipped
What do whales say when they’re surprised?
“Whale, I’ll be!”
What’s a whale’s favorite holiday?
Christmas, for the ‘porpoise’ of giving
How do you apologize to a whale?
You say, “I’m shore-y!”
What do whales need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea
What did the baby dolphin say when she was sad?
Nothing, she just whale-d
What does a whale like to chew?
Blubber-gum
Why did the whale apply for a job?
Because it wanted to make some “fin”ancial gains!
What do you call a whale with a crown?
The Prince of ‘Whales’
What do you call a fashionable killer whale?
A “whale-dressed” predator!
What’s a whale’s favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and krill-y
What birthday party game do whales like to play?
Salmon Says
Who helps injured whales?
Sturgeons
What’s a whale’s favorite fruit?
Water-melon
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?
They’re too orca-ward
What’s a whale’s favorite instrument to play?
The harp-oon!
What’s the biggest sea animal from Scotland?
Wales
How do you get a whale off the beach?
With a whale-barrow!
Why are whales great at playing baseball?
They know how to dive for the ball
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
Do whales ever do things by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise
What do you call an ocean with security cameras?
An Orwhaleian nightmare
How do whales handle bad news?
They take it with a grain of ‘salt‘
Why don’t whales use Facebook?
Because they don’t like click-bait
Why did the two whales get married?
They were head over fins in love
How does a whale say goodbye?
“Until Whale meet again”
How does a whale relax?
Netflix and krill
How do whales do their laundry?
With tide pods
What do you call a whale in kindergarten?
A little squirt
What do whales use for money?
Sand dollars
How do killer whales hunt?
With a well orca-strated attack
How does a pod of whales make a decision?
They flipper coin
Why did the whale refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of the shark
How do fish travel long distances?
They whale a taxi
What do you call a noisy whale?
A ‘blubber’ mouth
What do whales like to draw with?
A-krill-ic paint
Why do whales like salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra
Why did the whale get a promotion?
It was a ‘sea’ soned professional
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber
What do you call a whale that’s a great comedian?
A “whale”-arious joker
Why don’t whales like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why should you never make a contract with a whale?
The whale will eventually breach it
What do a group of whales listen to on a long journey?
Podcasts
What do whales read in the morning?
The ‘Daily ‘Krill’ news
What did the baby whale say to its mother when she asked him a question?
“I’m not shore, mom.”
Why did the whales tell their friend to be quiet?
He wouldn’t stop harpooning on about things
What did the mermaid send to her sick friend?
Get whale card
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune
How do you get banned from Sea World?
Free Willy
Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?
He’s the one that orca-strated the heist
What’s a whale’s favorite type of cookie?
Anything with “whale”-nuts
What is a whale’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
What did the orca right on his Valentine’s Day card?
Whale you be mine?
Why did the whale bring a backpack full of jokes to the beach?
It wanted to have a “whale”-larious time
What did the whale say to the shrimp who wouldn’t share its food?
“Stop being so shellfish!”
Why don’t whales do well on their report cards?
Because they work below C-Level
Why don’t whales play volleyball?
Because they’re afraid of the net
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale
What do you call a whale that’s always on time?
A well-orca-nized whale
Why did the whale bring a computer to the ocean?
He wanted to surf the net
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill
Where did the whale go for his vacation?
Venez-whale-a
Why did the whale want to stay at the party?
She was having Whale of a time
Why are whales are the saddest creatures in the world?
They always have a heavy heart
What do you get when you cross a cow with a killer whale?
Sha-Moo
What do polite whales say?
“You’re whale-come!”
Where do whales keep their money?
In an octopurse
What did the ocean say to the whale?
Nothing, it just waved
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea
Where does a little killer whale go to get braces?
The orca-dontist
Why was the whale arrested?
Because his alibi seemed a little fishy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, don’t just stand there open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale that’s enough of that joke!
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