Your kids will love to chill with these 84 Penguin Jokes for Kids! Includes an additional 5 knock knock jokes!
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The Penguin Jokes
What goes black, white, black, white, black white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What is black and white and looks like a penguin?
A penguin.
What’s gray?
A melted penguin.
What do you call a group of musical penguins?
An ice band.
How do penguins make a tough decision?
They flipper coin
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
Why do you rarely see penguins in England?
Because they’re scared of Wales!
How do penguins know when there’s something wrong?
It smells a bit fishy
So why don’t penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do you call a penguin with no eye?
Pengun!
Can a penguin fly?
No, but a toucan.
Why don’t penguins like warm weather?
They prefer to chill out.
When visiting England, what do nuclear scientists penguins eat?
Fission chips.
What is a penguin’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.
What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What did one penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder!
Why do penguins wear glasses?
To help their ice-sight.
What does a magician penguin say?
Pick a cod, any cod…
What do penguins wear on their feet at night?
Slippers
What’s a penguin’s favorite dance move?
The snow shuffle.
What do you call a penguin at the North Pole?
Really lost!
What does a penguin waiter say to their customers?
“Waddle it be?”
What do penguins drink out of?
Beakers!
Why was the penguin a good race driver?
He was always in pole position.
What is a penguin’s favorite vacation spot?
Brrr-muda!
Why don’t penguins like geometry?
There are too many polar angles.
What do you give to a penguin that’s ill?
Some medical tweetment.
Why was the penguin so popular?
Because he was an ice guy!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why was the penguin a good comedian?
He knew how to break the ice.
Why don’t penguins use computers?
They’re afraid of the web-feet.
What do penguins do on a sunny day?
Just chill.
What’s a penguin’s favorite classroom subject?
Ice-tory.
Why did the penguin bring a broom to the hockey game?
He heard there was a clean sweep!
Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?
Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos them together.
What do penguins wear on their feet in the summer?
Flipper flops.
What’s a penguin’s favorite ice-cream flavor?
Oreo.
Why was the penguin a good race driver?
He always stayed cool under pressure.
What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?
Penguini.
What’s a penguin’s favorite movie?
“Frozen,” of course!
Where do penguins sit in their offices?
In ice cubicles.
What does Cinderella penguin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A brrr-d.
Which bird always gets first place?
A peng-win
Why should you not write a book on penguins?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier
What’s black white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn
Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What’s a penguin’s favorite place to swim?
The South Pool.
What do penguins eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies.
What do penguins wear to the beach?
A beak-ini.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
Because they don’t want to fall out.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank, of course!
Who is a penguin’s favorite family member?
Aunt-artica!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A Pen-Grin!
What’s a penguin’s favorite pop song?
“Ice Ice Baby.”
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs!
Why did the penguin jump off of the iceberg?
He got cold feet!
How do penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Where do penguins go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
Why did the penguin join the gym?
To work on his ice-lates.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give them a wing!
How do penguins greet each other?
With an “ice to meet you!”
What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
Fish cakes!
Where do penguins go dancing?
The Snow Ball.
Who is a penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What’s a penguin’s favorite game?
Freeze tag.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll
How do penguins pass their exams?
They wing it!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How does a penguin cook burgers?
With his flippers.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why do polar bears and penguins not get on?
Because they are polar opposites!
Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
They were trying to break the ice.
What is a penguin’s favorite drink?
Iced tea!
Why can’t penguins fly?
Because they can’t afford the plane ticket.
What are the oldest animals?
Zebras and Penguins because they’re in black and white.
What’s a penguin’s favorite snack?
Ice chips.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who?
Waddle you do if I told you a penguin was at your door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who?
Ice to meet you, penguin buddy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tux. Tux who?
Tux me in, it’s time for this penguin to go to bed!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pengu. Pengu who?
Pengu-in to save the day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frost. Frost who?
Frost bite may be a problem, but not for us penguins!
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