Here are 105 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids that will have all of the other kids green with envy! Includes an additional 8 knock knock jokes!
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More Jokes
The St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
When the lights are green!
Why do leprechauns hate running?
They would rather jig than jog!
What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?
Wee-cyclers
How did the leprechauns get to the moon?
In a sham-rocket.
Where do leprechauns sit to relax?
Shamrocking chairs.
Why do Irish bread bakers use baking soda?
It’s faster than Dublin the dough with yeast.
Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
They like to “go” first-class!
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick’s Day?
In the dictionary!
What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?
Brag pipes
What do you call it when an Irishman does the wrong dance?
A jig mistake.
Why do leprechauns love to garden?
They have green thumbs!
How did the leprechaun win the race?
He took a shortcut.
What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
You’re very clover!
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun
What did the giant say to the leprechaun?
Look up!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of dog?
An Irish setter.
What does a leprechaun eat for lunch?
A ba-larney sandwich.
What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?
A pot of coal
What kind of music do leprechauns like to listen to?
Shamrock ‘n’ roll!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite workout?
Sham-robics.
Why are leprechauns so calm?
They don’t sweat the small stuff.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
What did the leprechaun turn down a pot of soup?
Because he already had a pot of gold.
How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
He’s Dublin over with laughter.
What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?
Shortstop!
What do you call a leprechaun who goes to jail?
A lepre-con.
Who catches bold Lepre-Cons?
The Under-Clover cops!
Why is St. Patrick’s Day a frog’s favorite holiday?
Because they already wear green!
Why did the leprechaun put his money in the blender?
To make liquid gold.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet!
What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
That you have too much time on your hands!
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills instead of coins?
Because bills are green.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.
Where do leprechauns post their photos?
On Insta-sham.
Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?
They are short-tempered.
What is Irish and sits on the back porch?
Paddy O’Furniture!
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy!
What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs!
What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song?
Patty Cake
How many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?
One. After that, it’s no longer empty.
What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a yellow vegetable?
A lepre-corn.
What do leprechauns use to buy candy from the vending machine?
Lepre-coins
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold?
A leap-rechaun.
Why do leprechauns recycle?
They like to go green!
What do leprechauns say at the start of a race?
Ready, set, gold!
What do you call a leprechaun prank?
A saint pat-trick.
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!
What’s the difference between wisdom and luck? One is clever.
The other is clover.
How does a leprechaun work out?
By pushing his luck
What do you call a leprechaun after a stellar acting job?
A golden globe winner.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What is a huge Irish spider called?
Paddy Long Legs.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms!
What do you call a fake daimond in Ireland?
A sham rock
How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?
When it’s a French fry.
What has eyes but can’t see?
A potato
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!
What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
Irish you luck!
How should you greet someone on March 17?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it?
Because it has two banks.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms!
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
To get to the pot of gold!
What’s small, lucky, and green all over?
A leprechaun who recycles.
What do you get if you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Clause!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too far to walk.
What do leprechauns do with their unfinished dinner?
Make left-clovers.
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.
What kind of baseball do leprechauns play?
Little league.
Why was the Irishman late?
His car brogue down.
What’s an Irish jig at McDonald’s called?
A Shamrock Shake
When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?
In the dictionary
Why did the leprechaun open his umbrella?
He walked under a rainbow!
Why do leprechauns bow when the weather’s bad?
To make a rain-bow.
What happens when you call a leprechaun short?
He gets O’ffended.
How old are leprechauns?
So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.
How does an Irish person tell you a dance party is upstairs?
They say, “The jig is up.”
What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?
I only have eyes for you
What’s long and green and can only be seen once a year?
A St. Patrick’s Day parade.
What type of sandwiches should they serve on St. Patrick’s Day?
Paddy melts!
What do you call a nomad with a lucky charm?
A four-leave rover.
What does Ireland have more of than any other country?
Irishmen.
Where is a leprechaun’s favorite place to sit?
On his Paddy-O.
Why did the leprechaun get the job as a secretary?
They were good at shorthand!
Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
They refuse to leave the green.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What’s the best way to pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
With soda bread!
What’s a good St. Patrick’s Day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
What did St. Patrick order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
Green tea.
What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain!
Who was St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?
Green Lantern.
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
A rick-o-shea.
What is Dwayne Johnson’s Irish nickname?
The Sham-Rock.
What did one Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
Top O’ the moaning to you!
Where do leprechauns live?
In lepre-condos.
What is a leprechaun’s second favorite holiday?
Earth Day because they love to go green
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk
What does an Irishman get from eating Italian food?
Gaelic breath!
What is a Yadskcirtapts?
It’s St. Patrick’s Day spelled backwards!
What did the referee say on St. Patrick’ Day at the end of the soccer match?
Game Clover.
Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Knock knock Who’s there? Irish Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who?
Irish I’d find a lucky four-leaf clover!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who?
Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pat. Pat who?
Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Erin. Erin who?
Erin so fast, but I couldn’t catch the leprechaun!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Clover. Clover who?
Clover here and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Potto. Potto who?
Potto gold at the end of the rainbow.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boy. Boy who?
Boy, do I love St. Patty’s Day!
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