31 Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids

Have fun with these 31 Groundhog Day Jokes for kids! Whether you are doing a study on Groundhog Day or just love a good joke, you will enjoy these!

Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!

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When is Groundhog Day?

Groundhog Day is February 2^nd every year.

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The Jokes

How do woodchuck’s greet their parents?
With hogs and kisses!

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What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
A ground frog.

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What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow?
We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.

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What do you call a fake woodchuck story?
A lot of hogwash.

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What do groundhogs put on pancakes?
Hog cabin syrup

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What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?
That’s the end of me!

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What is a groundhog’s favorite weather?

Groundfog

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Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?
They always hog the covers.

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What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?
An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.

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What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?
Hound hog.

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Why is it so annoying to watch TV with Punxsutawney Phil?
He always hogs the remote.

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What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?
A groundhog.

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How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses just like everyone else.

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Why was the groundhog upset about his home?
He was having a bad lair day.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?

For being a ball hog.

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What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?

A round hog

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Where do ill groundhogs go?
The hogspital

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What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
A road hog.

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What do you call a royal woodchuck?

A crowned hog

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What do you call a woodchuck that plays basketball?

A ball hog.

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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I’m really bad at Guac-a-mole.

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What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?

He became a pound hog.

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What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?

His château.

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What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump in the pool?

Just gopher it.

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Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question-

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

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What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-dog Day.

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What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?
Where’s the wood, Chuck?

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What do you call a woodchuck laundromat?
A Hogwash.

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What is a groundhog’s favorite color?
Ma-hog-any

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I hope you loved the jokes! 🙂

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