You will have an ice time with Over 150 Winter and Snow Jokes for Kids! Also includes over 20 Knock Knock Jokes!
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The Winter and Snow Jokes for Kids
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a snowperson in July?
A puddle
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman
What did one snowman say another snowman?
You’re cool.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman
Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
Because he forgot where the refrigerator was
Why do skeletons hate winter?
They get chilled to the bone
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet
What’s a Yeti’s favorite rapper?
Ice-T
How do you know if there was a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet
What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream
What did the snow pile say when he was asked to commit a crime?
Snow way man
Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle
What do December, January and February have in common?
The letter ‘R’
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
It was glove at first sight
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A “brrr” – “grrr”!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I.C.!
What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
“Cold” medals
What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare
Why didn’t the abominable snowman go to the party?
He had snow-one to go with
What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea
What did the polar bear say to the penguin?
Nothing, silly, polar bears can’t talk
How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
A bit shaken up
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What does a barbershop serve in winter?
Cold cuts
Why was the king penguin’s wife so misunderstood?
She was a total ice queen
What do you call a seagull during the winter?
A brrr-d
What’s the best way to scare a snowman?
Talk about global warming
What do you get when you mix Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the dough-man
What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!
Where does a snowman get the weather report?
The winternet
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter?
Brrr-itos
Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer?
He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze
Why did the bear keep getting fired?
He always disappeared in the winter
What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
Nobody nose
Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the cold winter wind makes them water
Who is the most famous snowman artist in history?
Michelange-snow.
Why did the polar bear cross the road?
Because chickens don’t live in the Arctic
What do you get when you milk a cow in the winter?
Ice cream
How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?
“Snow joke!”
How do you protect yourself from getting cold feet in winter?
By not walking brrrr-footed
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill
What do you call a prom in the North Pole?
A snow ball
Why do seals swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese
What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
Owlgebra
How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
How do you know when it’s too cold for a picnic?
When you chip your tooth on the soup
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
Leeks
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite
What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke
How do you get a snow monster to go away?
Get into a heated argument
What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
Frost
Why did the man only wear one boot to town?
He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
Because the wind goes right through them
What was Frosty the Snowman’s career?
He was in snow business
What do you call a Snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile
Why do Arctic foxes have winter coats?
Because they’d look silly in shorts
If Antarctica had robots, what would they be called?
Snowbots
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?
Brrrr – itos
What did the snow say to the road?
“I’ve got you covered.”
What’s a snowflake’s favorite game?
Freeze tag
What happens when a moose feels cold?
They get moose bumps
What happens when the snowman cannot see properly?
He rubs his ice
What will you use if you want to catch an Arctic hare?
A hare-net
Why can’t you trust snowmen?
They’re real flakes
Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?
He only got 10% off
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball
What did the investigator say to the snowman?
Icy right through your lies
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
He was getting chills
What do snowmen like to do on weekends?
Chill out
What do mountains wear to stay warm?
Snowcaps.
How do polar bears make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow
Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go
Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy
What do snowmen see when they go to heaven?
Snow angels
How do you decorate a cake for a snowman?
With lots of icing
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile
What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing
What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold
What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?
What a re-leaf
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
They’re both below C level
Why did the snowman skip the Christmas party?
He just wanted to chill
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?
She was no spring chicken
What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr
Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always break the ice
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot in a puddle next to the fireplace
Have you received a call from an ugly snowman?
Not Yeti
Why do polar bears live alone?
They like to ice-olate themselves
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder
Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle
Did you hear about the rude snowman?
He didn’t carrot all
What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves
What does a Starbucks employee’s job title change to in winter?
A brrrr-ista
What did the snowflake say to the road?
“Let’s stick together!”
What did the wool hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead
How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
A bit shaken up
How do you stay warm in a cold room during winter?
Go to the corner; it’s always 90 degrees
What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Freeze!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter
What do you call a bird in winter?
Brrrr-d
What is a snowman’s favorite seasoning?
Chilly flakes
What do you think the snowman ordered at Wendy’s?
A Frosty
What’s the coldest month of the year?
Decembrrrr
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? This weather is snow joke!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan awful cold right now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy a big snowstorm coming!
Knock! knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use telling, I can’t remember!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are back again!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Frostbite. Frostbite who? Frostbite your food, then chew it!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys winter.” “What about you?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma feeling bit cold out here – let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy a long cold winter coming!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow.” Snow who? Snowbody’s home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for winter all year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice scream if you don’t let me back inside!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is the coldest winter ever.
Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s Guitar. Guitar who? Guitar jackets, we’re going out in the cold!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up and open the door; it’s so cold out here.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ina. Ina who? Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah idea.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how cold it is outside?
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