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The Rhinoceros Jokes
Why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly?
Because they’re hard to iron
What do rhino kids play at recess?
Capture the horn
What do you say to a rhino when he is leaving?
Bye-noceros
What did the rhino wear to the beach?
A horn-kini
How do rhinos keep their homes tidy?
With horn-ganization
What do you call a rhino who loves to talk?
A horn blower
What did the rhinoceros say after you say something relatable?
Rhino how you feel
What do you get when you cross a rhino and a dog?
A rhinocer-poodle
How do rhinos celebrate achievements?
By tooting their own horns
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away his credit card
What’s a rhino’s favorite part of a newspaper?
The horn-icles
Why did the rhino refuse to play soccer?
It was tired of being the goal horn
What do you call a rhino crossed with a leopard?
A spot of bother with a horn
Why are rhinos bad at lying?
They wear their horns on their sleeves!
What’s a rhino’s favorite instrument?
The horn
How do rhinos ace their tests?
They always study hard and horn-estly
What’s a rhino’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A horn-beef sandwich
How do you keep a rhino entertained?
Just give him a good horn to play with
What do rhinos hang on Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
What do you get when you cross a rhino with a parrot?
A bird that can hold its own in a debate
What do you call a group of surfing rhinos?
A tide of horns
Why do rhinos have such bad credit?
They’re constantly charging
What time is it when a rhino sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed
What do you call a rhino that thinks it’s a unicorn?
A rhinocer-corn
What kind of rhinoceros uses a helicopter?
A fly-noceros
How do rhinos like their eggs?
Anything but poached
How do you compliment a rhino?
Tell him his horn looks sharp
What do you call a rhino who loves to dance?
A rhinoceros-trotter
What did the rhino say to its child on the first day of school?
Don’t forget to pack your horn-work
How did the rhino destroy the electric vehicle?
They charged it
What’s a rhino’s favorite type of shoe?
A Shoe Horn
Why did the rhinoceros bring an umbrella to the beach?
To have some shade and avoid getting a horn burn
What do you call a rhino with allergies?
An atchoo-nihorn
Why did the rhino start a landscaping business?
He was already great at charging through the bush
Why are rhinos great at making decisions?
They always go with their gut “horn” instincts!
Why did the rhino become a chef?
He heard that the kitchen was a great place to horn his skills
What do you get when you cross a Rhino with a garden?
Squash
What do rhinos bring to a potluck?
Hornbread
Why did the rhino refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of getting ‘horn-swoggled’
How do rhinos get through tough days?
They just charge forward
How do rhinos keep in touch?
They send tusk messages
What is the opposite of a female rhino?
A guy-noceros
What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?
Its shadow
What do you call a rhino detective?
Sherlock Horns
What do you call a rhinoceros that asks too many personal questions?
A pri-noceros
What do you call an elite group of rhinos?
The Horn Ops
How do rhinos spend their weekends?
Charging through books
Why don’t rhinos fly?
They can’t afford the air-fare
Why did the rhino avoid the trendy restaurant?
It was always horn-to-table
What do you get when you cross a rhino with a watchmaker?
A tick-tock horn
What’s a rhino’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good horn section
What do you get when a rhino sneezes?
Out of the way
How do you stop a charging rhino?
Unplug it
Can rhinos see well?
Have you ever seen a rhino with glasses?
What do you call a rhino in a phone booth?
Stuck
What do you call a rhino without horns?
Silent
What do you call a group of rhinos learning?
A crash course
What’s a rhino’s favorite play?
Les Miser-horn-bles
How does a rhino stay in shape?
By doing horn-erobics
What do rhinos say to their friends after leaving a gathering?
Smell you later
What did the rhino say to his reflection?
You hornestly look great today
How does a rhino keep his skin moisturized?
With horn lotion
What do you call a rhino in a blizzard?
A snow horn
Why did the rhino join Tinder?
He heard he could get a rhinomatch
What do rhinos love to eat in the summertime?
Horn-on-the-cob
Why did the rhino go to the doctor?
He had a really bad horn-ache
What do you call a rhino with one horn?
A uni-horn
What did the rhino order at the restaurant?
A big plate of “horn”-ed beef
Why did the rhino start a charity?
To give back to the horn-less
Why are rhinos great in school?
They charge through every subject
What did the grape say when the rhino stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What’s a rhino’s favorite book?
The Horn Chronicles
What do you call a rhino in a drought?
A dry-noceros
How do rhinos pay their bills?
With horn-earned money, of course
Why did the rhino start a band?
Because he had the best horn section
What’s a rhino’s favorite game?
Hide and Rhinoseek
Why are rhinos great baseball players?
They always hit a horn run
What’s a rhino’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch-horn
What do you call a Rhino with his fingers in his ears?
Anything you want as he can’t hear you
Why don’t rhinos use the internet?
Because they’re afraid of the web
What do you call a rhinoceros that doesn’t need to learn anything new?
A rhi-know
What’s a rhino’s favorite car?
A Horn-da
Why did the rhino sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time
Why do rhinos hate spicy food?
It makes their horns run
What’s a rhino’s favorite Harry Potter character?
Horn-rid Granger
What did the rhino order at the restaurant?
A large plate of horn-adoes
What do you call a rhino wearing a tuxedo?
A real “horn” of plenty
Why do rhinos never get lost?
Because they always follow their horn
Why was the rhino always win the race?
He was always ahead by a horn
Why was the rhino always broke?
Because he kept charging too much
Why did the rhino break his phone?
The instructions told him to charge it
What’s the opposite of a rhino?
Rhi-yes
What’s a rhino’s favorite TV show?
Game of Horns
Why did the rhino dislike the hotel?
There was no horn service
What’s a rhino’s favorite dessert?
Rhino-berry pie
Why are rhinos good at math?
They know how to multiply the points
Why are rhinos good at yoga?
They’re great at holding poses with a point
How do rhinos communicate in the wild?
They use horn-to-horn messaging
Why don’t rhinos make good secret agents?
Because they always charge in on the action
How do rhinos sign off their emails?
With horn regards
What did the rhino say about the new female rhino?
I haven’t seen herbivore
What do rhinos call a great party?
A horn-a-palooza
Why did the rhino always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw the line
Did you hear about the rhino who started a podcast?
He called it Rhinocast
What did the rhino wear to the fancy event?
His best horn-tie
What do you get when you cross a rhino and a frog?
An animal who can jump and charge at the same time
How do you know a rhino is on a healthy diet?
He’s always eating “plant-based” meals
Did you hear about the rhino that ate the watch?
It was time consuming
What do you get if you cross a rhino and a magician?
Abra-rhino-dabra
Why are rhinos bad at making friends?
They always charge in too quickly
What do you call a rhino who loves to read?
A book-horn
Why did the rhino go to the chiropractor?
Because he had a horn-iated disc
What do you call a rhino who gives up easily?
A “quitterhorn”
Why did the rhino become a gardener?
Because it had a green horn
Why did the rhino join the gym?
To work on his “horn-some” physique
What’s a rhino’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to stomp to
When does a Rhino go “mooooo”?
When it is learning a new language
What do you call a male rhino?
Rhino-sir-os
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge?
You can’t shut the door
What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 5 feet?
A rhino with spare parts!
What’s a rhino’s favorite room in the house?
The living “horn”
What do rhinos eat for breakfast?
Horn flakes
What do you call a sad rhino?
A cry-noceros
Why did the rhino wear a bow tie?
He wanted to look sharp for the occasion
How does a rhino celebrate its birthday?
With a horn-blowing party
What did the rhino call the fake news?
A “bunch of hornswoggle”
What do you get when you cross a rhino with a dinosaur?
A rhinoceros Rex
Why do rhinos never use social media?
Because they’re afraid of getting horned in
How do rhinos celebrate their birthdays?
They throw a horn-tastic party
What did the group of rhinos say before going to bed?
Let’s crash
Why did the rhino get promoted?
Because he was “on point” with all his work
What’s a rhino’s favorite exercise?
Horn lifting
How do rhinos communicate with each other?
They use their horn-ternet
How do rhinos throw a party?
With a lot of “horn-orable” guests
How do rhinos send messages?
They write rhi-notes
What do rhinos play at casino nights?
Texas Hold-Horn
What’s a rhino’s favorite kid’s game?
Ring around the rhino
What do you call a rhino who tells jokes?
A pun-oceros
What do you get when you cross a rhino with a computer?
A heavy-duty processor
What do you call a rhino with a sunburn?
A hot-spot
What’s a rhino’s favorite fruit?
Horn-berries
What do rhinos call a group photo?
A horn-ament
What did the rhino from Indonesia say at the party?
I’m Javan a great time
What do you call a big rhino with a sore throat?
A little hoarse
What does a rhino do when it’s broke?
Look for glue
What do rhinos bring to a picnic?
Horn-made sandwiches
How do you know a rhino is happy?
When it’s grinning horn to horn
What do you call a rhino with a drawl?
A rhi-naw-ceros
Why do rhinos make great musicians?
Because they know how to blow their own horn
Why did the rhino cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken
Why don’t rhinos play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding with that horn
What’s a rhino’s favorite holiday?
Horn-oween
What’s a rhino’s favorite type of math?
Trig-horn-ometry
Why are rhinos great leaders?
They know how to charge their team
What’s gray, weighs two tons, and wears glass slippers?
Cinder-rhino-ella
What do you call a rhino in a blender?
A hornnado
What do you call a rhinoceros that doesn’t like orange peels?
A rind-no
Why did the rhino become a gardener?
He wanted to grow some horn-flowers
What’s more amazing than a talking Rhino?
A spelling bee
What do you get when you cross a rhino with bread?
A rye-noceros
What do you call a rhino that loves to dance?
A rhumba-rhinoceros
Why don’t rhinos get lonely?
Because they have a lot of crash-mates
What’s a rhino’s favorite board game?
Hornopoly
What do you get when a rhino tells a joke?
A horn-larious laugh
Why did the rhino sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the “web-horn”
Why did the rhino make a great journalist?
He always got straight to the “point” of the story
What do you call a rhino after a tough workout?
A rhino-sore-os
Why did the rhino get kicked out of the movie theater?
It couldn’t stop tooting its horn
Why did the rhino open a bank?
To charge interest
What does the White Rhino have in common with Alex Trebec?
They’re both in jeopardy
What’s gray but turns red?
An embarrassed rhinoceros
What do rhinos do when they’re bored?
They go out for a horn-venture
Why don’t rhinos get tired?
They’re always charging
What do you call a rhino without a horn?
Quiet
Why don’t rhinos get offended easily?
They have thick skin
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who?
Rhino you wouldn’t find a funnier knock, knock joke than this.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who?
Rhino you were there, I wouldn’t have to knock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Really. Really who?
Really rhino see a better joke coming?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?
Tank you for not asking if this is a rhino joke.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Horn. Horn who?
Horn to be wild with laughter, did you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who?
Ivor-looked for a rhino, but they’re all out of stock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tusk. Tusk who?
Tusk me if I care whether you think rhinos are funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mud. Mud who?
Mud you please tell me if you heard a better rhino joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Charge. Charge who?
Charge of the light brigade? No, just a rhino coming to tell a joke.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gray. Gray who?
Gray-t to see you enjoying my rhino jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who?
Rhino every knock, knock joke there is.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who?
Rhino which way the wind blows.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stampede. Stampede who?
Stampede to hear this: still no rhinos.
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