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Here are 256 Shark Jokes for Kids! We have a jaw-some collection of shark jokes you will think are fin-tastic! Includes 20 Knock-Knock Jokes!
We have a huge collection of 256 Shark Jokes for Kids! They are great jokes for both kids and adults alike!
No, really, these are shark-tastic!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Shark Jokes will keep your kids both interested and laughing!
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When is National Shark Day?
There is a Shark Awareness Day on July 14th every year. It is also sometimes called World Shark Day or International Shark Day. It is a day to bring awareness to the importance of sharks to our oceans and the dangers that they face.
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off
What’s a shark’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate chomp cookies
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
What do you get when you cross a shark with a cow?
I have no idea, but I wouldn’t try milking it!
Why did the shark join the debate team?
He wanted to make waves with his arguments
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws
Why did the shark always carry a map?
He didn’t want to get lost at sea
What did the ocean say to the shark?
Nothing, it just waved
What’s a hammerhead’s favorite TV show?
Shark Tank
What’s a shark’s favorite state?
Coralfornia
Why was the shark good at math?
Because it always multiplies
What do you call a shark that tells jokes?
A punny fish
Do you know who sang “You can’t touch this?”
I think it was MC Hammerhead
What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Captain Crunch
Did you hear about the shark ghost?
It vanished into fin air
What is the shark world’s most popular comic strip?
Sea-nuts
Why did the shark become an accountant?
It wanted to keep track of its fin-ances
What’s Thor’s favorite type of shark?
Hammerhead sharks
What do you call a shark that’s made a big mistake?
A shark-tastrophe
What kind of sharks make the best carpenters?
Hammerheads
Which sharks do you find in heaven?
Angel sharks
What’s a shark’s favorite school subject?
Algae-bra
What’s a shark’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite
What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi movie?
Jaw Wars
Which sharks would you find at a construction site?
Hammerhead sharks
Why won’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny
Why did the shark get into politics?
To make waves in the community
What did the shark say to the investor on Shark Tank?
I’ll make you an offer you can’t reef-use
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi show?
Shark Trek
What did the daddy shark say to the kid shark?
Watch that sharkasm, young man!
What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
Sun scream
What do you call a Hammerhead shark who’s operating a drill rig?
A Flathead Screwdriver
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and go eat
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you!
Why did the shark become a gardener?
He wanted to grow his own seaweed
What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?
A jellyfish-filled donut
What’s a shark’s favorite type of math?
Fin-ometry
What’s a whale shark’s favorite dance?
The wave!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
Jaws!
How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready?
“Hot off the gill!”
Why did the shark get into trouble at school?
Because he was caught chewing jellyfish in class
What’s a shark’s favorite snack?
Fish and chips
Why don’t sharks use social media?
Too many fishy followers
What do you call a shark who tells jokes?
A clown-fish
Where can a fish borrow money?
From a loan shark
Why was the shark so funny?
He was fluent in shark-asm
What advice did the sharks receive when he had a big decision to make?
Chews wisely
Why do sharks love the internet?
Because they’re great at phishing
What’s a shark’s second favorite game?
Swim and seek
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it
What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?
A sturgeon
What’s a shark’s favorite coffee shop?
Shark-bucks
What’s a shark’s favorite type of exercise?
Swimming laps
What do you call a shark that can sing?
A tunafish
What happened to the guy who dressed up as a shark for Halloween 10 years in a row?
The joke’s wearing fin
What’s a shark’s favorite candy?
Jawbreakers
How do sharks find things online?
They surf the fin-ternet
What do you call a shark who loves to play the piano?
A shark-tastically talented musician!
What’s a shark’s favorite game show?
Reef of Fortune
What do you call a shark that’s good at math?
A number cruncher
Why did the shark start a gardening club?
He wanted to grow his own kelp
What does a shark say when it sees something cool?
That’s jaw-some
What do you call a shark who can’t stop singing?
A tun-a fish
How do sharks greet one another?
Water you up to, mate?
How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
An arm and a leg
What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Jack and Gill went up the hill
What do sharks serve their guests at parties?
A sharkcuterie
What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
Eating Nemo
What do a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites
What did the shark say to the crab?
Stop being so shellfish
What’s a hammerhead shark’s favorite tool?
The sawfish
What’s a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish
Why did the shark bring a ladder to swim?
To reach the high tides
What do you call a shark that loves to play hide and seek?
A sneaky fin
What’s a shark’s favorite cheesy snack?
Sharkuterie
What do sharks sing at birthday parties?
“For She’s a Jolly Good Swimmer!”
What did the shark say after doing well on a test?
I totally crushed it!
What’s the shark version of “Cinderella”?
Fin-derella
Why did the shark bring a broom?
To sweep the ocean floor!
What’s a shark’s favorite type of ice cream?
Fin-illa
What do you call a shark in a bad mood?
Grumpy gills
Where do lonely sharks go to find companionship?
Sand Bars
Why did the shark attack the magician?
It wanted to see a real disappearing act
How do hammerhead sharks settle arguments?
They hit the nail on the head
In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?
Jaws and effect
Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
They were advised to have more fiber in their diet
What should you do if you see a shark?
Swim away
What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese
How do you make a shark laugh?
By telling it a whale of a tale
Why did the shark sit on the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the net!
What’s a shark’s favorite instrument?
The sea harp
What do Sharks have on their toast?
Mermalaid
Why do sharks have teeth?
For eating porpoises
What’s a shark’s favorite social media?
Fishtagram
How can you tell if two sharks are friends?
They act chummy with one another
Why was the hammerhead nervous?
It didn’t want to screw up
What do sharks eat for dessert?
Octo-pie
What do you call a shark that’s good at math?
A shark-ademic
Why did the shark become a detective?
Because it had a nose for solving fishy cases
Who is the most famous shark writer?
William Sharkspeare
What’s a shark’s favorite card game?
Go fish
What do you call a shark that loves to play music?
A bass shark!
What’s a shark’s favorite vegetable?
Kelp
What’s a shark’s favorite treat?
A shark-late milkshake
How do hammerheads work out?
They do plankton exercises
Why are sharks such good dancers?
They have great fin-ess
How do sharks pay for things?
With sand dollars
Where do sharks sleep?
On the ocean bed… or, sometimes, in a waterbed
Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?
Chewbacca
What do sharks use to keep their teeth clean?
Tooth fish
What’s a hammerhead’s dream job?
Hardware store manager
What lie will a shark always tell a human?
I’ll just take one bite
Why don’t sharks invest in the stock market?
They prefer the current-sea
How does a shark express disappointment?
Jaw, man!
Why did the shark start a band?
Because it had plenty of finstruments
What do you call a dapper shark?
So-fish-dicated
What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?
“I’m hooked!”
What do you call a shark that sells seashells?
A shark-trepreneur
Why did the shark start a study group?
To help his friends swim through the material
What do you call a shark that’s good at playing piano?
A “sharkeyboardist”
What do you call a shark that’s a great storyteller?
A fin-credible narrator
What is the little known, but foolproof defense against sharks?
They will only attack you if you are wet!
Why did the shark sit on the beach?
He wanted to catch some rays
Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?
Because he knew he was well-armed
What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
Not gill-ty
What’s a shark’s favorite holiday?
Shark Week
What do you call a shark that loves to dance?
A shark-tastic dancer
Why did the shark bring a pencil to the party?
In case it needed to draw some blood
What did the mummy shark say to her child?
Watch your shark-astic tone
What do hammerheads avoid?
Hard-headed arguments!
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest
Why did the shark’s favorite instrument in the band?
He was great on the drumfish
What happened to shark who ate keys?
It got lock-jaw
What do sharks say when something goes wrong?
This bites
What do you call a shark that loves to take selfies?
A fin-stagrammer
Why did the shark join the choir?
He wanted to improve his scales
How do sharks make decisions?
They go with the flow
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw
Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?
He led his team to the chompionship
What is the shark world’s favorite Macintosh web browser?
Jaw-fari
Why did the shark go to school?
To become a fish-ician
Why did the shark become a chef?
He loved filet o fish
What did the shark say to the starfish?
Nothing, sharks can’t talk
Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
At the shark (stock) market
What did the father shark say to his son?
There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you
Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
You stop pretending
Why did the shark flunk out of college?
He was too distracted by Fishbook
What’s a whale shark’s favorite drink?
Ocean spray!
Why don’t sharks like parties?
Too many bite-sized snacks
What’s a shark’s favorite Shakespeare play?
O-fin-ello
Why are sharks so good at business?
They’re natural fin-vestors
How did the hammerhead shark do on the Math exam?
He nailed it
How does a shark call its friends?
On a shell phone
What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
Finsbook
What’s a shark’s favorite weather?
Overcast with a chance of swimmers
Why did the shark start gardening?
He wanted to grow sea cucumbers
What is the most popular shark magic trick?
Pick a cod, any cod
What does a shark eat for dinner?
Whatever it wants
Why are Great White sharks so untrustworthy?
Because they tell great white lies
What do you call a group of singing sharks?
A shark-apella group
Why did the shark go to school?
To improve its fin-telligence
What did the shark say to his date?
You’re looking jawsome tonight
What did the shark say to his sweetheart?
I chews you
What do sharks get when they can’t work?
Worker’s chomp
What’s a shark’s favorite birthday game?
Pin the fin on the fish
What do you call a shark who works at a fast-food restaurant?
A bite attendant
What do you get from an angry shark?
As far away as possible
What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks?
Card sharks
What’s a shark’s favorite dance move?
The fin-tango
What’s a shark’s favorite board game?
Shark and ladders
How do you make a really good shark float?
Add two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a great white shark
Why did the shark get sent to jail?
He was involved with some fishy business
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land
Why do sharks get so excited about Shark Week?
They’re finally seen as fin-tastic celebrities
What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va
What do you call two sharks who get married?
Hooked for life
Why did the shark start a book club?
He wanted to read some great fish tales
What’s a shark’s favorite fantasy story?
Game of Fins
What did the shark say to the lifeguard?
Don’t worry, I’m just here for a quick bite
How do you measure a shark?
Very carefully
What’s a shark’s favorite pizza topping?
Anchovies and more anchovies
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers
What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish
Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy
What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
His shark ate it
What does a shark call a surfboard?
A serve board
What do you call a shark that’s been elected class president?
A sharkticion
How do sharks stay healthy?
They take their vitamin sea
Why did the shark wear a bowtie?
He wanted to look sharp
What’s a shark’s favorite bedtime story?
The Little Fin-cess
What’s a shark’s favorite mobile app?
Snapjaw
What’s a baby shark’s favorite game?
Peek-a-boo, I see food!
What do you call the stuff that gets stuck in a shark’s teeth?
Slow swimmers
Why did the shark stop reading books?
Too many cliffhangers
What do you call a shark that loves to skateboard?
A shredder shark
What advice did the dad shark give his son?
Go take a bite out of life
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
Why are sharks so patriotic?
Because they are marine fish
What was the sharks favorite B-52s song
Love Shark
What did the injured seal say to the shark?
Don’t consume if seal is broken
What’s a shark’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune
What’s a shark’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar
What are a shark’s two most favorite words?
Man overboard
What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A sub-marine
What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?
Goblin sharks
How did the shark feel after a workout?
Fin-tastic
What does a dentist say to his shark patients?
Let’s see those chompers
How do you organize a shark’s bookshelf?
In “alpha-bite”ical order
How does a shark send a message?
By seamail
Why can’t most sharks read?
Because they don’t belong to a school
How does a shark greet his friends?
Long time no sea
What do sharks eat at birthday parties?
Fish cakes and ice krill
How do sharks apologize?
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt your fins
How does a shark throw a party?
It sends out fin-vitations
Why did the shark bring a backpack to the ocean?
To carry his snacks
Why don’t sharks play hide and seek?
Because they always get caught fin-handed
Where do country singing sharks try to make it big?
Gnashville
What do sharks sing at Christmas?
Jingle Shells
Why did the great white shark refuse to play cards?
Because he was afraid of cheetahs
Why did the shark blush?
Because he saw the ocean’s bottom
What’s a shark’s favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into
What do sharks order at restaurants?
Fin-ger food
What musical instrument do sharks play?
The shark-abone
What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!
How do you throw a shark party?
Just “seas” the day and go for it!
Did you hear about the psychic shark?
It can sea into the future
What do you call a shark with no teeth?
A gummy shark
How do sharks like their eggs?
Over easy, with a side of krill
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va
What’s a shark’s favorite game show?
Name That Tuna
What do you call a shark that loves ice cream?
A sundae biter
What did the shark get on his math test?
A sea-minus
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jaws. Jaws who?
Jaws you wait—I’ll tell you when I’m ready!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carmi. Carmi who?
Carmi get me from the shark!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kelp. Kelp who?
Kelp me! There’s a shark.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sand. Sand who?
Sand me an invite next time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who?
Butter be quick, the shark is coming.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bait. Bait who?
Bait-ers beware, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A shark. A shark who?
A shark who is hungry and now I’m going to eat you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shark. Shark who?
Shark your watch; it’s feeding time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Finn. Finn who?
Finn-ished laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chum. Chum who?
Chum on in; the water’s fine!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jaws. Jaws who?
Jaws wondering if you’ve seen any sharks today!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fin King. Fin King, who?
I came by because I can’t stop fin king about you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reef. Reef who?
Reef you don’t answer, I’ll keep knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who?
Otto be careful in the shark tank.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wave. Wave who?
Wave goodbye to your boredom—it’s shark time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bite. Bite who?
Bite your tongue—I’m talking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fin. Fin who?
Fin-ish your joke already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tide. Tide who?
Tide you over until Shark Week starts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coral. Coral who?
Coral you believe how funny sharks are?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Reef. Reef who?
Reef-lect on how funny these jokes are.
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