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Yule be sorry if you miss these jolly 325 Christmas Jokes for Kids! Includes 52 Knock, Knock Jokes!
You will get a round of Santa-plause when you pull out these 325 Christmas Jokes for Kids! Jokes are a great way to break the ice with folks you haven’t seen in a while, especially kids!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
You will know lots after you are finished here! 😊
This is a collection from the internet and a few I made myself. I tried to choose the best ones. I hope you like them!
What other Christmas Jokes have you heard that you love? Leave them below in a comment and I will add them to the list with your name!
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More Jokes
The Christmas Jokes
Where does Santa stay when he goes on a vacation?
At a ho-ho-ho-tel
Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, dear
How can you tell when a Christmas party is over?
Mistletoe leaves
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Did Rudolph go to school?
No he was ‘elf’ taught
What’s Frosty’s favorite dessert?
Ice Krispie Treats
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Why do Christmas trees wear skirts?
So you don’t cedar roots
What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?
Cookie sheets
Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
Because he went down in History!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitus
Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got mis-sled
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
How do snow globes feel this time of year?
A little shaken
Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies?
Because they can dunk them
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
Because he’s so cool!
What did the Christmas tree say when it was asked if it’s ready to be decorated?
Fir sure
Why was E the only letter of the alphabet to get presents from Santa?
Because all of the other letters were not E
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones
What do you call a rich elf?
Welfy
Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
He had low elf-esteem
What’s Santa’s tax status?
Elf-employed
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrr
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y!”
Where do little trees go to become Christmas trees?
Elementree school
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping
What did the mistletoe do when it went on a long holiday?
It took a leaf of absence
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A humbug
Why don’t elves ever share their toys?
They’re a little elf-ish
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
He got 12 months
What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Been nice gnawing you
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less
What does Frosty the Snowman call his kids?
His chill-dren
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow
What did one gingerbread man say after all the others were eaten?
“It’s hard to bake new friends.”
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa clues!
What did Santa yell out when his hat fell down over his eyes?
I’m seeing red!
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?
Chemistree
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
Which reindeer loves astronomy?
Comet
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel
What kind of music do elves like?
“Wrap” music
What did Santa say at the start of the race?
“Ready, set, ho ho ho!”
What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole?
Elf-abet soup
What was the elf’s summer job?
Short order cook
What is Father Christmas’ wife’s name?
Mary Christmas
What do you find in December but no other month?
The letter D
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
It had no legs
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe
Why is the Grinch such an excellent gardener?
He has a green thumb
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him
What do elves do in school?
Presentations
What kind of photos do elves post on social media?
Elf-ies
What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole?
There’s snow place like home
What do you call kids who no longer believe in Santa Claus?
Rebels without a Claus
Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?
They were stalling
How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth?
They had a weigh in the manger
What did one Christmas Angel say to the other?
Halo there
Why did Santa’s belt go to jail?
It held up his pants
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer
What did the Christmas stocking say to its friend who wasn’t listening?
Hey, I’m stocking to you
How do snowmen say when politely declining an invitation?
“Snow thanks.”
What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down the hill
How did Rudolph do on his report card?
He went up in Math and down in History
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas?
Seasonings Greetings!
What do Christmas trees say when exchanging gifts?
“This is fir you.”
Why did the elf sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing! It was on the house.
What did the police officer say when he thought he saw Frosty the Snowman stealing?
Freeze!
What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole-vaulting
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball
What did Santa say when his sleigh broke?
Oh, deer
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy
Where do snowmen look things up online?
The winter-net
Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year?
It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing, reindeer can’t talk
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered
What do Santa and Mrs. Claus say to each other?
“I carol-lot about you.”
What is the most competitive season?
Win-ter
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?
Wait, there’s myrrh
When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift
What do you call an elf who learns independently?
Elf-taught
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on its algebra test?
It got stumped by all the questions
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints
What part of our body can only be seen at Christmas-time?
The mistletoe
What is Santa’s favorite gardening tool?
The ho ho ho!
Who gives Christmas presents to sharks?
Santa Jaws
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-“elf”-a
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa stuck in a revolving door
Where do Santa’s elves go swimming?
The North pool
How did the snowman get to school?
He rode his icicle
Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?
The Abominable Towman
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elfis
What do elves use to make last minute repairs?
Ig-glue
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?
They signed a peace tree-ty
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a rain-deer
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was angry with him?
The cold shoulder
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh
Why did the cats hate their presents?
Because the gifts weren’t up to scratch
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
What do elves use to get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
The elf-evator
What do you call Santa when he forgets his pants?
Saint Knicker-less
What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas song?
Soy to the World!
What does an elf work on after school?
His gnomework
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
Why didn’t the tree get a present?
He was knotty
What does Santa use to keep his house sparkling clean?
Comet
Who delivers presents to pets?
Santa paws
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish
Where do you buy a Christmas gift for your pig?
Hamazon
Why do Santa’s reindeer fly?
Because they can’t drive
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because it had the drum sticks
If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what do reindeer get?
Mistle-toes
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers
What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up!
Why does Santa keep a clock in his sleigh?
So time can fly
Which reindeer loves romance?
Cupid
What has 36 legs, 10 heads and 2 arms?
Santa Claus and his reindeer
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer
How is a reindeer like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other
What’s the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree?
Having so many limbs and not being able to walk
What does Santa use to measure?
Santameters
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
Elf-raising flour
What do grouchy sheep say during the holidays?
Baaaaaa humbug
What do snowmen like most about school?
Snow and tell
Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet
What animal is best at wrapping gifts?
Velociraptor
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
No, they already have names
What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Christmas tree?
A pine-apple
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer
What make of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas
What looks like half a mistletoe leaf?
The other half
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?
May the forest be with you
What is Santa’s favorite motorcycle?
The Holly Davidson
Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his “wrap” skills
What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?
A Snowball
Why couldn’t the teacher couldn’t find anyone to help her with her gifts?
No one was present
What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
Rude-olph
Where do reindeer go for coffee?
Star-bucks
What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers
Who did the reindeer invite to her Christmas party?
Her nearest and deer-est friends
Why did Frosty’s girlfriend break up with him?
He was a total flake
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
Dancer
Where does Santa store his suit?
In his Claus-et
Which singer do Christmas trees love?
Spruce Springsteen
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?
Jack Frost
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer!
What does the grandpa elf use to help him walk?
A candy cane
What do you call it after all the gifts for Christmas have been opened?
A Christmess
What should you give a reindeer with a stomach ache?
Elk-a-seltzer
What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claws
What action figure is made for Christmas?
G.I. MistleJoe
What do Christmas trees wear at the pool?
Trunks
Why did the Christmas light go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter
How do you get into a reindeer’s house?
Ring the deer-bell
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They are always dropping their needles
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad
What do the elves in Santa’s workshop say during roll call?
Present!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What’s the best thing to put into the Christmas pie?
Your teeth!
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
One, after he puts one in it isn’t empty anymore
What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eyed deer
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Are you still hanging around?”
What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
Christmas Corals!
Why did the candy cane cross the road?
To avoid getting licked
What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
Kris Wrinkle
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What says “Oh, Oh, Oh” and wears a big red suit?
Santa walking backwards!
Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
Holly-wood
How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up
Where does the polar bear vote?
The North Poll
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
Santa Claws
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
How do you know if Santa is in the room?
You can sense his presents
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?
Treegonometree
What’s it called when a snowman goes shopping for carrots?
Picking their nose
What kind of money do reindeer use?
Bucks
What do the reindeer call Santa when he trips and falls?
Santa Klutz
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don’t feed it!
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!
How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman
Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed?
It was beat
What happens when baby snowmen are really upset?
They have a meltdown
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
Horna-ments
How does Santa Claus keep track of every fireplace he has already visited?
He keeps a log!
Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
Because they are Santa’s star bucks!
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho
What’s white and goes up?
A lost snowflake
What’s green, covered in tinsel, and says ribbit, ribbit?
A Mistle-toad
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?
A treeangle
What happens to Christmas gifts when they die?
They become the ghost of Christmas present
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather on the day of Christmas?
“Is it going to rain, deer?”
How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas?
They use Santa-tizer
What smells most on Christmas?
Santa’s nose
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?
Christmas chopping
What month does a Christmas tree hate the most?
Sep-timber
Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?
It cost a pretty penne
What do reindeer use to communicate?
The antlernet
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone
What happens when you combine Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?
Hold on for deer life
What has two red legs that don’t touch the ground?
Santa Claus stuck in a chimney
What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?
Stable tennis
Where do the reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
Deery Queen
How does a frog open his Christmas presents?
Rippit! Rippit!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Because he didn’t want to be recognized!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!
What do elves put inside their shoes?
Their mistletoes
Why shouldn’t you lend money to elves?
They’re always short
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Which list do children who don’t know how to tie their shoes end up in?
The knotty list
How many legs does a reindeer have?
Six. Forelegs at the front and two at the back!
What’s the difference between a cookie and a reindeer?
You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea!
Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?
They want them to be purr-fect!
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby reindeer!
What kind of Christmas carol do you sing to fruit?
“We Wish You a Berry Christmas.”
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
A retail shop!
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
“First, yule log in…”
Why was the Gingerbread Man robbed?
Because of his dough
How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?
Eight bucks, or 9 if the weather is bad
What makes a candy cane a collector’s item?
If it’s in mint condition
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid
What do reindeer eat for breakfast?
Deerios
What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf
What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
Mule-tide greetings
What do you call it when snowmen get dandruff?
Snowflakes
How did the reindeer know it was going to rain?
Because Rudolph the red-knows-rain, deer!
What is Santa’s primary language?
North Polish
Why is Rudolph’s nose so bright?
Nobody nose
What do they call the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present’s beneath them
What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter & Jolly
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A reiiindeer
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross-mouse cards!
What’s the nicest thing you can say about someone’s Christmas tree?
That looks positively tree-mendous!
Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Because they’re the only ones who know where they itch!
Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole?
No well
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
How is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and a guy in a suit gets all the credit
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly
How do you invite Santa to a party?
You request his presents
What’s the most festive herb?
Christmas thyme
What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
Santa’s shadow
Why don’t penguins fly?
They don’t have a pilot’s license
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles
What do cows say at Christmas?
MOO-ey Christmas!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Mistle toast
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Elves. Elves who?
Elves that need directions to the North Pole!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas time!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who?
Wow! You’re really excited about Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut, who?
Donut open the presents until Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Honda. Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Tree. Tree who?
Tree-mendous to see you this Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive the Christmas lights, don’t you?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Claus. Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who?
Coal me when you see Santa!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas, aren’t you?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who?
Icy you’ve been good this year — Santa’s coming!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who?
Annie one home? Santa needs a hand getting out of your chimney.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who?
Alaska Santa Claus for a new scooter.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who?
I’ll Alex Santa if you’re on his naughty list this year.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who?
Christmas is here!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who?
Harry up and get here, Santa!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who?
Water you getting me for Christmas?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho, who?
That Santa impression needs work.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas lights!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who?
Mary Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hope. Hope who?
Hope you have a nice Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who?
Candy wish you a Merry Christmas?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Jingle. Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to the door and let me in!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow laughing matter; Christmas is almost here!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cole. Cole who?
Cole is not what I was expecting for Christmas this year!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who?
Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wreath. Wreath who?
Wreath you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hosanna. Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get in? We have no chimney.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ho, Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pikachu. Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Murray. Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
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