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These 414 Halloween Jokes for Kids will lift your spirits! They are the ghoul-est anywhere! Includes 42 Knock-Knock Jokes!
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What game do ghost kids play?
Hide & shriek
Where does Dracula keep his money?
At the blood bank
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream sandwich
What did the ghost teacher tell the class?
Look at the board, and I’ll go through it again
How can you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein!
Why was there no food at the end of the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin
What do you call a spirit who gets too close to a camp fire?
A toasty ghosty
What do you call a silly skeleton?
A numbskull
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
What kind of cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks
What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?
A sucker
What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Rice Creepies
What did the witch do when her car broke down?
She witch-hiked
What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love?
A zom-com
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do ghosts wear in the car?
A sheet-belt
Why did the skeletons cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog
Who won the vampire race?
No one — it was neck and neck
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse
Why don’t zombies like pirates?
They’re too salty
Which type of tree do ghosts like most?
Ceme-trees
What is a monster’s favorite type of pet?
Creepy crawlies
Who’s in charge of the candy corn on Halloween?
The kernal
What did one zombie surfer say to the other?
“Creepin’ it real.”
What’s a spider’s favorite side dish?
Corn on the cobweb
What did the witch say to her victim while she was waiting?
Bewitcha in a minute!
How did the zombie dress for their date?
They were dressed to kill
Why are skeletons always calm?
Because nothing can get under their skin
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind
How do you know you’ve been ghosted?
The poltergeist doesn’t text you back
How did Dracula learn to be a vampire?
He took a crash corpse
What’s a bird’s favorite Halloween game?
Ducking for apples
What do you call a broken Jack-o’-lantern?
A crack-o-lantern!
What did Frankenstein say when he woke up from his nap?
I had a shocking dream!
Why did the baby ghost cry?
He missed his mummy
Why did everyone leave the zombie party?
It wasn’t very lively
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth
Why do monsters love Halloween?
It’s the most wonderful time of the fear
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They’re LUMBARjacks!
What kind of birds do they find at Skeleton Beach?
Sea-skulls
Why did the zombie keep forgetting things?
Because he was brain dead
Where does a vampire eat his lunch?
In the casketeria
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield!
Who are the werewolf’s cousins?
The what-wolf and then when-wolf
What do vampires do with their friends?
Fang Out
How do zombies serve the country?
In the Marine Corpse
What do ghosts do at sleepovers?
Tell scary human stories
What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?
Snap, Cackle & Pop!
Why don’t skeletons skydive?
They don’t have the stomach for it
Who’s the scariest body builder of all time?
Dr. Frankenstein
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A crummy mummy
Why did the zombie lose the argument?
It didn’t have a leg to stand on
What pants do ghosts love to wear?
Boo-jeans!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper
Why did the vampire read the New York Times?
He heard it had great circulation
What was the zombie’s favorite type of bean?
A human bean
Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend
What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us
What is a skeleton’s favorite bird?
Skulltures
What should you get a witch on her birthday?
A charm bracelet
Why is it safe to tell your mummy a secret?
She’ll keep it under wraps
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license
How do pumpkins get paid?
With pumpkin bread
What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?
A monster riding a tricycle!
Where do most ghosts live?
In a ghost town
Why don’t vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy?
They’re afraid of tooth decay
What’s a werewolf’s go-to pickup line?
“Howl you doin’, good looking?”
When does a jack-o-lantern celebrate?
Hollow-ween
Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
She saw no future in it
What is Frankenstein’s favorite summertime food?
Frankenfurters
What’s the biggest Halloween contest for moms?
Mummy of the year!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
Did you hear about the zombie who bought a new car?
It cost an arm and a leg
What types of TVs are in haunted houses?
Wide scream TVs
What do skeleton dogs eat?
Milk bones
Why couldn’t the mummy go to witch school?
He couldn’t spell
Did you hear about the witch that parked illegally?
Her car got toad
What do ghosts drink?
Ghoul-aid
What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Candy corneas
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field
What do you call an observant wolf?
Awarewolf
What’s a vampire’s favorite TV show?
“Big Fang Theory.”
What’s a witch’s favorite funfair ride?
The scary-go-round
What do spirits send their friends while on vacation?
Ghostcards
What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?
A human costume
Did you hear about the angry zombie?
It got bent out of shape
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because there was no body on the other side
What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What do ghosts call a mistake?
A boo boo
What is a zombie’s least favorite treat?
Life Savers
Why didn’t Cinderella make the soccer team?
Her coach was a pumpkin
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A chummy mummy
Did you hear about the crazy vampire?
He was totally batty
What do you call a hip jack-o’-lantern?
Way ahead of the carve
Who doesn’t need a Halloween costume?
Mummy
What’s the best way to hire a vampire?
Put him on a ladder
What did one invisible man say to the other?
Long time, no see
Which is the favorite day of ghosts?
Moan day
Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newly webs
Did you hear about the vampire feud?
There was bad blood
Did you hear about the invisible man who went to the doctor?
He’s still waiting to be seen
What is the best way to speak to a monster?
From a long distance away
Why do people like vampires so much?
Because they are FANGtastic
What did the bat say to the other bat?
Want to hang out?
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
Because there’s no point in it
What do you call a cow on Halloween?
A boo-vine
What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy?
Trike or Treat!
What time is it when a werewolf sees your dinner?
Time to get a new dinner
What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul scouts
What did the zombie mom say when her ghouls asked to take the car?
Over my dead body
How do bats know how to fly?
They just wing it
Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked to the core
Did you hear about the gloomy jack-o’-lantern?
It needed to lighten up
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
Why aren’t zombies ever arrested?
They can’t be captured alive
Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs?
At the ghost-ery store
What monster is the best dancer?
The Boogie-man
Why do ghosts like sales?
They’re bargain haunters!
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horror-scope
Why was the witch late for work?
She over-swept
What do ghosts put in their hot cocoa?
Whipped scream
What does the vampire’s Valentine say?
You’re just my blood type
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear in the winter?
Boo-ts
Why are mummies good employees?
They get wrapped up in their work
Why doesn’t Frankenstein dance?
He’s got two left feet
Why is the graveyard considered popular?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why do ghosts diet?
To keep their ghoulish figures
Where did Dracula’s father take him when he was sick?
To the witch doctor
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don’t skeletons like to eat Halloween candy?
They don’t have a stomach for it
How do vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch-watch
Why can’t skeletons play music at church?
They don’t have organs
Why do ghosts hate rain on Halloween day?
Because it dampens their spirits
How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night
What brand of shampoo do zombies use?
Head and Shoulders
How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
With a straw
How do you know that a werewolf has been in your fridge?
There are paw prints in the butter
Why don’t mummies gossip?
They don’t want to get a bad wrap
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What did one ghost said to the other?
Get a life
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin
How do vampires like movie stars?
Medium rare
What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week?
Fright-day
How do ghosts apply for jobs?
They fill out apparitions
How do you know if a zombie likes someone?
They ask for seconds
How does a skeleton propose to his girlfriend?
“Will you marrow me?”
Where’s the one place you won’t find werewolves?
The flea market
Why did the vampire get glasses?
It was as blind as a bat
Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire?
It was a rags to witches story
What does a ghoul put on its pizza?
Monster-ella cheese
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street
Why did the Headless Horseman go to school?
He wanted to get a-head in life
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
How do monsters stay cool in the summer?
They use scare-conditioning
What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn?
That costume is a-MAZE-ing
Where do spirits go to send their post?
The ghost office
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What do dentists hand out at Halloween?
Candy. It’s good for business
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What does a pumpkin like to read?
Pulp fiction
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately
What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle?
A Brrrrrr – oomstick
How does Dracula stay fit?
He plays bat-minton
How do ghosts play the piano?
They use sheet music
Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
They have a lot of spirit!
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
How do vampires get to Transylvania?
By scare-plane
How do ghosts search the Web?
They use ghoul-gle
Did you hear about the witch that got school detention?
She was ex-spelled
What happens when vampires get mad?
It makes their blood boil
Which musical instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-Bone
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
“You sure are boo-tiful!”
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul
Why did the vampire go to the dentist?
It had bat breath
Why would you automatically assume a witch is mean?
Because of her resting witch face
What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A poultrygeist
Why don’t zombies like clowns?
They taste funny.
Who gives Dracula the most candy on Halloween?
His fang-club
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
How do you give CPR to a vampire?
Neck to neck
Why can’t werewolves play basketball?
They get too many howls
Why did the ghost quit his job?
They kept making him work the graveyard shift
Why did the headless horseman get a job?
Because he was trying to get ahead in his career
Why does a witch ride a broomstick?
So she can make a clean getaway
Why don’t vampires eat cows?
They don’t like stakes
What is the first sign that your house is haunted?
Your bedsheets will be missing
Why did the scarecrow decline dessert?
He was already stuffed
What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
Mice cream cones
Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball
The bat
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What does the witch ask her sisters the day after Halloween?
Witch one of you has my candy?
Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies?
They don’t have the guts
Why shouldn’t you trust werewolves?
They’re good fur nothing
Why do witches wear name tags?
To tell which witch is which
Why don’t bats live alone?
They like to hang out with their friends
What does it take to become a zombie?
Deadication
Where did the skeleton keep his money?
In the crypt-o market
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin-drops
What type of pumpkins work at the local pool?
Life-gourds
How do you make a witch itch?
Take the W away
Why did the zombie keep falling asleep?
He was dead tired
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which
Where do spiders do their Halloween shopping?
On the web
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels
Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat?
Neither, they always prefer a wrap
Why did the pumpkin take a detour?
To avoid a seedy part of town
Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?
Because they’re not whenwolves
Why can’t a vampire go to a barbecue?
They’re afraid of stakes
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
What do cemeteries and books have in common?
They both have a lot of plots
Why was the candy corn booed off the stage?
All of his jokes were too corny!
What did the ghost bring his girlfriend?
A Boo-quet
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs
What position does the ghost play in soccer?
Ghoul-keeper
What do you call a witch with chickenpox?
An itchy witchy
Why did Cyclops give up teaching?
He only had one pupil
What do birds hand out on Halloween?
Tweets
Which vampire is the best at math?
Count Dracula
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs
Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?
They hate stakeholders
What language is a favorite of zombies?
Latin! It’s a dead language, ya know
Why might a witch turn down your coffee?
They like to brew their own
How many real vampires are there?
None. Unless you count Dracula.
Why did the ghost go to the mall?
He needed new boo jeans
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-ated
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
How do skeletons contact other skeletons?
They use a telebone
Where do werewolves store their Halloween treats?
In a were-house
Where do witches park?
In the broom closet
What do you call vampire siblings?
Blood brothers
What do witches’ cats eat for breakfast?
Mice crispies
What do witches get when their shoes are too tight?
Candy corns
Where do ghosts shop?
Booo-tiques
When do cows turn into werewolves?
During the full moooooon
What’s a black cat’s favorite song?
“Three Blind Mice.”
Why was the gourd so gossipy?
To give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Why can vampires be easily tricked?
Because they are suckers
What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
Hairy tails
What did the vampire say about his true love?
It was love at first bite
What do mummies invest in?
Crypt-ocurrency
How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?
A gobblin’!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a
How many cannibals does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know but you really shouldn’t be in the dark with a cannibal
What does a vampire dad hate to barbecue?
Steak
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
Why didn’t the skeleton go to dance?
He had no body to go with
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
The crossing gourd
What brand of underwear do mummies wear?
Fruit of the tomb
Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation?
Broom service
What’s a skeleton’s favorite tree?
A bone-zai
What did the happy pumpkin say?
Life is gourd
Where does a pumpkin preach?
From the pulp-it
Did you hear about the new vampire laptop?
It bytes
What rock band do mummies love most?
The Grateful Dead
What do mummies like to do in their down time?
Solve cryptograms
Which building did the Count Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building
What kind of canine do pumpkins prefer?
Gourd-dogs
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO
What is the best ride at an amusement park near Halloween?
A roller ghost-er
Why don’t mummies have too many friends?
Because they are so wrapped up in themselves
Why did the skeleton put on a sweater?
It was chilled to the bone
What did the fisherman say on Halloween?
Trick or trout
In what city do most werewolves live?
Howllywood, California
Why couldn’t the witch make a speech?
There was a frog in her throat
How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked
Which key opens a haunted house?
A spook-key!
What was the goblin’s favourite book?
Romeo and Ghouliet
How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He starts boo-hooing
What do you call a skeleton that won’t do any work?
Lazy bones
What did one skeleton say to the other?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you
What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?
Something dawns on you
Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
Because they couldn’t find their bats
What do vampires install on their door?
A dead bolt
What do you call a cold, evil candle?
The wicked wick of the north
Why didn’t the coffee bean go to the Halloween party?
Because it was grounded
When does a ghost eat breakfast?
In the moaning
Why don’t ghosts do standup comedy?
They always get booed
How do gourds grow big and strong?
Pumpkin’ iron
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
Why are vampires bad at art?
They can only draw blood
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Spooktacles
How do French ghosts greet each other?
They say “bone-jour!”
How do you open the door to a haunted house?
With a skeleton key
Why are spiders great baseball players?
They know how to catch flies
What makes trick-or-treating with twin witches so challenging?
You never know which witch is which!
What do ghosts use to do their makeup?
Vanishing cream
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer
What is the favorite profession of ghosts?
Ghostwriting
Why did the witch take a nap?
She needed to rest a spell
Did you hear about the tech worker who got turned into a vampire?
Now he Gigabites
What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat?
Brain food
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up
What’s a monster’s favorite cheese?
Muenster
What game do baby ghosts like to play?
Peek-a-Boo
What’s a skeleton’s favorite song?
“Bad to the Bone.”
What do you call witches who live together?
Broommates
What kind of music do mummies like best?
Wrap
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff
Did you hear about the zombie the lost the race?
It came in dead last
Why are ghosts lonely?
They have no-body to love
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween
What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
What should you do if there’s a zombie attack?
Play dead
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine
What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
Spook-ghetti
Why did the jack-o-lantern fail out of school?
Someone scooped his brains out
What’s a zombie’s pick-up line?
You’re drop-dead gorgeous
Where do witches go on vacation?
Doesn’t matter as long as there’s a broom with a view
How much does a bone car cost?
A skeleton-ton!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie
When do skeletons laugh?
When something tickles their funny bones
Why was there thunder and lightning inside the laboratory?
Because Dr. Frankenstein and Igor were brain “storming.”
How do ghosts go up and down stairs?
They use the scare-case
Why did the zombie get fired?
It missed its dead-line
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin
How do spiders communicate?
The World Wide Web!
What do ghosts drink?
Mountain Boo
Who is the favorite historical ruler of skeletons?
Napoleon Bone-a-part
How do ghosts predict the future?
They check their horror-scope
What’s the first thing vampires do in the morning?
They wake up
Did you hear about the zombie recital?
The performance knocked ‘em dead
What do you call Winnie-the-Pooh on Halloween?
Winnie-the-Boo!
Why don’t people like vampires?
They are a pain in the neck
How do witches play loud music?
On their broom boxes
What’s the scariest injury?
A booo-booo!
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones
What do you call identical zombie twins?
Dead ringers
Did you hear about the witch that couldn’t find work?
It was a dry spell
What type of plates do skeletons like to use?
Bone china
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries
Did you hear about the ghost party?
It was loud enough to wake the dead
What song do vampires hate?
You Are My Sunshine!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
Where do zombies swim?
In the Dead Sea
What’s a vampire’s favorite kind of dog?
A bloodhound
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
To get the booo-gers!
What do you call a witch that lives on a beach?
Sand-witch
What kind of rocks do ghosts collect?
Tombstones
What type of exam does a vampire teacher give his students?
A blood test
Why did the angry witch leave her broom at home?
She didn’t want to fly off the handle
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain
Why do skeletons hate winter?
The cold goes right through them
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
How did skeletons used to send mail?
The Boney Express
What’s a zombie’s favorite band?
The Dead Hot Chili Peppers
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin
What’s a mummy’s favorite thing about Christmas?
The wrapping paper
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
To the Boo-hamas
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone
What’s a zombie’s favorite weather?
Cloudy, with a chance of brain
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who?
Are you being an owl for Halloween?”
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Witch! Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Olive! Olive who?
Olive your costume. It’s amazing!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Bee! Bee who?
Bee-ware, it’s scary out there!
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Turner. Turner who?
Turn you into a vampire
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Fangs! Fangs who?
Fangs for opening the door
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Handsome! Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me please
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who?
Gesundheit
Knock, knock. Who’s there? The Ghost. The Ghost who?
The Ghost is clear; you can come out!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bat. Bat who?
Bat you don’t know who’s knocking!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who?
Howl you know who’s here unless you open the door!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Butter! Butter who?
Butter open up, I’ve got a treat for you.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Bob. Bob who?
Bob for apples! It’s Halloween
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who?
Avery scary ghost! Run!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who?
Howl-ween is here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al. Al who?
Al go home after trick-or-treating
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who?
Iguana eat all your candy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are practicing magic on Halloween?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cement. Cement who?
Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who?
Bean waiting for Halloween all year long
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who?
Robin your candy jar
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Minnie. Minnie who?
Minnie people love Halloween
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin is looking for its patch
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Creep. Creep who?
Creep it down, you’ll wake the dead
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who?
Gwen do you think Halloween will be here?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who?
Canoe please give me more candy?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Figs! Figs who?
Figs your doorbell. You’ve got trick-or-treaters waiting!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Omar! Omar who?
Omar gosh, it’s finally Halloween!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
Don’t cry! I didn’t mean to scare you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Twig. Twig who?
Twig or tweet
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Eddie! Eddie who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana!
Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
Knock, Knock Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Let us come in to celebrate Halloween
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Yvonne. Who?
Yvonne to suck your blood.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock, knock? Who’s there? Green. Green who?
Green monster to eat all your Halloween candy
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