You will love these 117 Giraffe Jokes for kids! Whether you are doing a study on giraffes or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these! Includes an additional 8 Knock Knock jokes!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Giraffe Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!
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Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because her head was in the clouds
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
To get to the tall grass!
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a Web browser?
Giraffari
What’s a giraffe’s favorite sport?
The high jump!
Did you hear about the giraffe detective?
He always gets to the bottom of things!
What do you call a giraffe that loves to dance?
A “neck-tacular” mover and shaker!
Why did the giraffe go to the doctor?
Because he felt a little neck-ish
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your high-ness
What is a giraffes favorite fruit?
Necktarines!
What do giraffes have that no one else has?
Baby giraffes!
Why do giraffes make terrible spies?
Because they’re always “spotted”!
Why do giraffes love roller coasters?
Because they’re always up for a “neck”-treme adventure!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot
Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
He was a Cheetah!
Why don’t giraffes go to school?
Because they’re already “head and shoulders” above the rest!
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
To get a better view on the other side!
How do you hire a giraffe?
“Neck”-cruiting, of course!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a lawyer?
Long-arm of the Law
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A “plane in the neck.”
What do you call a giraffe who loves to cook?
A grill-a-giraffe!
What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A GIRRAFT
Why was the giraffe fired from his job at the bakery?
He kept eating all the high-rise cakes!
What would you get if you crossed a rooster with a giraffe?
An animal that wakes up people who live on the top floor
What did the giraffe say to his girlfriend?
I long for you!
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
It’s a long one
Why do giraffes sing in the rain?
Because they don’t fit in the shower
How do you make a giraffe soup?
Just add a “neck” of celery!
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y
What’s the silliest nickname you can give a giraffe?
Shorty
How did the giraffe get himself a job?
By neckworking
What do you call a giraffe with a sore throat?
A giraffe-esoar!
Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
She was always “looking down” on him!
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because his head is so far away from his body
What do you call a group of giraffes singing together?
A “tall-choir”!
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot
Why do giraffes make bad employees?
They’re always looking for a promotion!
What do you call a group of giraffes playing instruments?
The Giraffe-estra!
How do giraffes send messages to each other?
With their long-distance neck-tennas!
What did the giraffe say when he won the lottery?
“I’m going to buy all the necklaces I want!”
Did you hear about the giraffe that won the marathon?
He was really in it for the “long-run”!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite holiday?
“Neck”-year’s Day—time to reach new heights!
What do giraffes and cheetahs have in common?
Spots
What did the detective giraffe say?
“I always stick my neck out to solve the case!”
What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance?
The neck-swivel!
Where do giraffes go when they feel poorly?
Giraffe-Sick Park
How does a giraffe start a fight?
By sticking his neck out!
How do giraffes access the internet?
They use their web-necks!
Why did the giraffe get a job at the computer store?
Because it was good at reaching the highest shelves and clicking the “neck” button!
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A twelve-foot toothbrush
When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
When there are two of them!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
Because the monkeys use them for slides
Why was the giraffe admired at the zoo?
Because everybody looked up to him
How do you make a giraffe float?
Add two scoops of ice cream, some root-beer, a long straw and a giraffe!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music?
Anything with long necks and catchy beats!
Why did the giraffe go to school?
To get a higher education!
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs
Why did the giraffe sign up to become a monk?
He felt a higher calling
Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
It always went over their heads
What sort of art do giraffes paint in the street?
Giraffiti
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo, a tortoise, and a giraffe?
A turtle neck jumper
Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
It was neck and neck
You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
Get off the merry-go-round
How do you know if a giraffe has been in your fridge?
You’ll find hoofprints in the Jell-O!
Why are giraffes bad at playing cards?
They always give up when the stakes get too high
How do you make a giraffe laugh?
Tell it a “tall” joke!
Why don’t giraffes play hide and seek in the forest?
They’re too good at “spotting”!
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance
What’s a giraffe’s favorite game?
“Twister”, of course—no stretching required!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite donut?
“Neck”-lairs!
How do you write a report on a giraffe?
First, you get a really tall ladder
Name 5 animals you can see in Africa?
4 giraffes and an elephant
Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the giraffe say when it bumped its head?
“Oh, my neck and noggin!”
How do giraffes like their coffee?
With a “neck”-tar of sugar and cream!
What did the giraffe say when it saw a group of lions approaching?
“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my neck!”
What do you call a giraffe wearing a tuxedo?
A fancy neck-tie
Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees
Why don’t giraffes use elevators?
They’re afraid of getting a “neck”-ache!
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A longshot
What did the giraffe say to the lion in the tree?
Get out of my dinner!
How do giraffes keep track of their appointments?
With a “neck”-endar!
Why are giraffes so good at hide and seek?
Because they’re experts at blending in with their surroundings
What do you call a giraffe that sells accessories?
A “tall”-ented designer!
How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
With difficulty
Why was the giraffe late?
Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
Why don’t giraffes ever get lost?
Because they always follow their “neck”-ompass!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of math?
“Neck”-onomics!
What do you call several doctors performing surgery on a giraffe’s knee?
A joint operation
Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?
A little goes a long way
How do giraffes apologize?
They “neck”-knowledge their mistakes!
Did you know that some giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?
But most only have 4
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
Neck-ed
How do you encourage a giraffe who just lost the race?
It’s OK, you will win necks time
What is most dangerous book you can read?
A pop-up book about giraffes
Why did the giraffe sit near the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of sandwich?
“Neck”-tarine and peanut butter!
What did the mama giraffe say to her baby giraffe on their first day at the zoo?
“Welcome to our neck of the woods!”
How does a giraffe know when it’s time to go to bed?
When the sun goes down and his neck gets tired!
What do you call a giraffe that loves chocolate?
A choco-giraffe!
Why did the giraffe apply for a job as a gardener?
Because it wanted to work with “high”-maintenance plants!
Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a giraffe’s favorite food?
“Leaf” it or not, it’s leaves!
Why was the giraffe feeling down?
Because he was always the butt of tall jokes
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
It’s a tall order
Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the movie theater?
He kept blocking everyone’s view!
Why don’t giraffes use social media?
They prefer “high”-lights to hashtags!
Did you hear about the giraffe who got an award?
It was for being the “tallest” tale-teller!
How do giraffes make decisions?
They “neck”-otiate!
How do you hide a giraffe in plain sight?
Paint its spots like a cheetah!
Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
He was a pain in the neck!
What did the giraffe say when it bumped into a tree?
“I’m just trying to branch out!”
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park
Why don’t giraffes get invited to pool parties?
They’re afraid they’ll “dive” into the deep end!
Why did the giraffe join the gym?
To get neck”-cercise, of course!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite holiday?
Christmas, because they can reach the highest branches on the tree!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!
Knock knock.
Who’s there? Giraffe Giraffe who? Giraffe to ask me that stupid question?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Hoof. Hoof who? Hoof you thought giraffes couldn’t tell jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Munch. Munch who? Munch your way through this funny giraffe joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Safari. Safari who? Safari so good, let’s hear a giraffe joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Neck. Neck who? Neck and neck with the funniest jokes, that’s giraffe for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spots. Spots who? Spots the giraffe here to bring some laughs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Tall. Tall who? Tall you need is a good giraffe joke!
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