118 Whale Jokes for Kids

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Here are 118 Whale-y Funny Whale Jokes for Kids! Whether you are doing a study on Whales or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these!

Whale Hello there! Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Whale Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!

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118 Whale Jokes for Kids

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Other Jokes you will Love

The Jokes

What do British whales eat?

Fish and ships


How do whales stay healthy?

They always have a ‘porpoise’ in life


Why do whales sing?

Because they can’t talk


Why did the whale cross the ocean?

It was her life’s porpoise


How do whales celebrate birthdays?

With a ‘sea’-prise party!


What is a whale’s favorite sandwich?

Krilled cheese


Why did the whale call a detective?

He saw something that looked fishy


How do you find out how heavy a whale is?

Take them to a whale-weigh station


How did the octopus make the whale laugh?

With ten-tickles


What time is it when a whale jumps into your boat?

Time to get a new boat


How do you make a whale float?

Combine root beer, ice cream and a whale


Why does Charles get treated like royalty when he goes in the sea?

Because he’s the Prince of Whales


Why did the whale start a financial help program?

It wanted to inspire others to become “whale”-their


What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?

One tags a whale, the other wags a tail


What do you call a whale magician?

A ‘hocus-porpoise’


What’s a whale’s favorite kind of humor?

‘Dry’ jokes


What do whales do when they get angry Q&A

What do whales do when they get angry?

They blow up and then let off steam


Did you know that whales can squirt ink?

Just squidding


How does a whale ask for forgiveness?

It ‘blubbers’ an apology


Why did the whale turn down the job offer?

Because he didn’t want to be tide down by a full-time job


What do you call a whale with bad posture?

A hunchback whale


Why do mermaids never stay on shore for too long?

They find it over-whale-ming


What makes whales the best hackers?

They are great at breaching security


Which type of whale can fly?

Pilot whales


What do you do with a blue whale?

Cheer it up


What do you call a whale with no teeth?

A gummy whale


Why did the whale start a spa?

It wanted to offer “whale”-ness retreats


How do whales greet each other?

“‘Whale’ hello there!”


What’s a whale’s favorite type of sandwich?

Anything with lots of “fin”ger foods


Why did the whale start a rock band?

It wanted to make a “killer” album


How do you know when a whale likes you?

It gives you a whale of a time


What’s a whale’s favorite movie?

The Humpback Of Notre Dame


How did the whale get to the hospital?

In a big clambulance


Why can’t you trust a whale with your money?

He’ll blow the hole lot


What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?

A submarine with a built-in snorkel


What’s a whale’s favorite motivational quote?

Where there’s a whale, there’s a way


If whales lived on land, which country would they live in?

Finland


What do you call a whale that’s a computer genius?

A mega-byte


How do whales talk to each other?

They use ‘shell’ phones


Why did the whale miss his flight Q&A

Why did the whale miss his flight? 

He was whaley late


Why aren’t whales afraid of pirates?

They like being made to walk the plankton


Where do whales sleep at night?

In water beds


What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked


What did the mommy whale do when her son stayed out too late?

She flipped


What do whales say when they’re surprised?

“Whale, I’ll be!”


What’s a whale’s favorite holiday?

Christmas, for the ‘porpoise’ of giving


How do you apologize to a whale?

You say, “I’m shore-y!”


What do whales need to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea


What did the baby dolphin say when she was sad?

Nothing, she just whale-d


What does a whale like to chew?

Blubber-gum


Why did the whale apply for a job?

Because it wanted to make some “fin”ancial gains!


What do you call a whale with a crown?

The Prince of ‘Whales’


What do you call a fashionable killer whale?

A “whale-dressed” predator!


What’s a whale’s favorite kind of sandwich?

Peanut butter and krill-y


What birthday party game do whales like to play?

Salmon Says


Who helps injured whales?

Sturgeons


What’s a whale’s favorite fruit?

Water-melon


Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They’re too orca-ward


What’s a whale’s favorite instrument to play?

The harp-oon!


What’s the biggest sea animal from Scotland Q&A

What’s the biggest sea animal from Scotland?

Wales


How do you get a whale off the beach?

With a whale-barrow!


Why are whales great at playing baseball?

They know how to dive for the ball


How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive west


Do whales ever do things by accident?

No, they do everything on porpoise


What do you call an ocean with security cameras?

An Orwhaleian nightmare


How do whales handle bad news?

They take it with a grain of ‘salt


Why don’t whales use Facebook?

Because they don’t like click-bait


Why did the two whales get married?

They were head over fins in love


How does a whale say goodbye?

“Until Whale meet again”


How does a whale relax?

Netflix and krill


How do whales do their laundry Q&A

How do whales do their laundry?

With tide pods


What do you call a whale in kindergarten?

A little squirt


What do whales use for money?

Sand dollars


How do killer whales hunt?

With a well orca-strated attack


How does a pod of whales make a decision?

They flipper coin


Why did the whale refuse to play cards?

It was afraid of the shark


How do fish travel long distances?

They whale a taxi


What do you call a noisy whale?

A ‘blubber’ mouth


What do whales like to draw with?

A-krill-ic paint


Why do whales like salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze


Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide


What do you call a group of whale musicians?

An orca-stra


Why did the whale get a promotion?

It was a ‘sea’ soned professional


Have you ever seen a fish cry?

No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber


What do you call a whale that’s a great comedian?

A “whale”-arious joker


Why don’t whales like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!


Why should you never make a contract with a whale?

The whale will eventually breach it


What do a group of whales listen to on a long journey?

Podcasts


What do whales read in the morning?

The ‘Daily ‘Krill’ news


What did the baby whale say to its mother when she asked him a question?

“I’m not shore, mom.”


Why did the whales tell their friend to be quiet?

He wouldn’t stop harpooning on about things


What did the mermaid send to her sick friend?

Get whale card


What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?

Whale Of Fortune


How do you get banned from Sea World?

Free Willy


Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?

He’s the one that orca-strated the heist


What’s a whale’s favorite type of cookie Q&A

What’s a whale’s favorite type of cookie?

Anything with “whale”-nuts


What is a whale’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader


What did the orca right on his Valentine’s Day card?

Whale you be mine?


Why did the whale bring a backpack full of jokes to the beach?

It wanted to have a “whale”-larious time


What did the whale say to the shrimp who wouldn’t share its food?

“Stop being so shellfish!”


Why don’t whales do well on their report cards?

Because they work below C-Level


Why don’t whales play volleyball?

Because they’re afraid of the net


How do you make a fish laugh?

Tell it a whale of a tale


What do you call a whale that’s always on time?

A well-orca-nized whale


Why did the whale bring a computer to the ocean?

He wanted to surf the net


What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?

A License To Krill


Where did the whale go for his vacation?

Venez-whale-a


Why did the whale want to stay at the party?

She was having Whale of a time


Why are whales are the saddest creatures in the world?

They always have a heavy heart


What do you get when you cross a cow with a killer whale?

Sha-Moo


What do polite whales say?

“You’re whale-come!”


Where do whales keep their money?

In an octopurse


What did the ocean say to the whale?

Nothing, it just waved


What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?

Long time no sea


Where does a little killer whale go to get braces?

The orca-dontist


Why was the whale arrested?

Because his alibi seemed a little fishy


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Whale.

Whale who?

Whale, don’t just stand there open the door!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Whale.

Whale who?

Whale that’s enough of that joke!


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