These 132 Manatee Jokes for kids and adults are manatee-rific and are shore to make you laugh!
We have a great collection of 132 Manatee Jokes for Kids for both kids and adults alike! Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Manatee Jokes will keep your kids both interested and laughing!
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Why did the manatee cross the ocean?
To prove he wasn’t chicken of the sea.
What is a manatee’s favorite holiday?
Kelp-mas!
What did the manatee say when it bumped into a dolphin?
Sorry, I didn’t ‘sea’ you there!
How do you know manatees are slow eaters?
They really take their thyme!
Why do manatees love playing hide and seek?
They’re experts at sea-crecy.
What’s a manatee’s favorite genre of music?
Anything but heavy metal – they’re strictly herbivores!
How does a manatee greet its friend?
With a big wave!
Why did the manatee go to school?
To improve its sea-ducation!
Where do manatees sleep?
On the river bed!
Why don’t manatees play cards in the ocean?
Too many sharks!
Why did the manatee start a blog about relationships?
It had great “sea”-dvice!
What do you call a manatee in the dessert?
Lost!
Why are manatees endangered?
Because there are no woman-atees.
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of pizza?
Seaweed and clam!
What did the manatee call his autobiography?
Finding Mana-Nemo!
How do manatees apologize to each other?
They say, “I’m manateely sorry!”
What do you call a manatee with a sense of humor?
A sea-rious comedian!
What’s a manatee’s favorite workout?
Fin-sprints!
How do manatees stay connected?
They have a tight-knit sea-munity!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of pie?
Sea-berry!
What did the manatee say to the dolphin?
Long time no sea!
What did the manatee say when it saw its reflection?
Wow, I’m quite a catch!
Why did the manatee become a life coach?
It was all about sea-lf improvement!
What do manatees do in their free time?
They practice deep-sea meditation!
What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee?
An oppor-tuna-tee!
What’s a manatee’s favorite TV channel?
Sea-TV!
What did the ocean say to the manatee?
Nothing, it just waved!
What’s a manatee’s favorite breakfast?
Kelp-tain Crunch!
What’s a manatee’s favorite subject in school?
Oceanography—it’s a natural!
Why did the elderly manatee forget his glasses?
He had a sea-noir moment.
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of tea?
Sea-mint!
Why did the manatee start a comedy club?
It knew how to make a “splash” with laughter!
What did the manatee say to the fish?
You’re looking fin-tastic today!
Why are manatees such great friends?
Because they’re always sea-king adventure together!
What’s a manatee’s favorite exercise?
Deep sea bends!
Why did the manatee never pass its driving test?
It couldn’t get steer-ious enough!
Why did the manatee start a baking show?
It wanted to share its “fin”-tastic recipes!
What’s a manatee’s favorite movie?
Finding Nemo, hands (or flippers) down!
What is the plural of manatee?
Menatee!
What do you call a manatee who loves to play the guitar?
A rock and roll tide!
Why are manatees so good at parties?
They really know how to break the ice!
Why did the manatee start a rock band?
It loved the wave of music!
How do manatees cut costs?
They use kelp-on codes!
Why did the manatee bring a ladder to the beach?
To take a nap on a higher tide!
What did the manatee say when it joined a band?
I’m fin-tastic on the bass!
What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?
A Humanatee!
How do manatees clean their rooms?
They tide-y up!
What’s a manatee’s favorite social media platform?
Fin-stagram!
How do manatees celebrate their birthdays?
With a big sea-esta!
How do manatees pay for things?
With sand dollars!
What are charming manatees known as?
Gentleman-atees!
Why are manatees such good friends?
They never harbor any ill will!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of party?
A sea-lebration!
Why don’t manatees ever tell lies?
Because they keep it reel!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of book?
Anything with a sea-quel!
What do you call a manatee that’s also a lawyer?
Sue-per sea cow!
What’s a manatee’s favorite dance move?
The “flipper” shake!
What’s a manatee’s favorite instrument?
The “sea”-tuba.
How do manatees make music?
With their coral-ful tunes!
Why did the manatee start a photography club?
It wanted to capture “wave”-lengths!
What’s a manatee’s favorite movie?
Jurassic Kelp.
Why did the manatee start a magic show?
It wanted to “trick” the current!
How do manatees answer the phone?
Shell-o!
Why did the manatee get into trouble at school?
It refused to tuna-fish its homework!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of movie?
Aqua-dventure films!
What’s a manatee’s favorite board game?
Oceanopoly!
Why did the manatee bring a backpack to the ocean?
It was planning a deep adventure!
Why did the manatee enroll in cooking class?
It wanted to learn how to make seafood.
What do you call a baby manatee?
A boyatee!
What’s a manatee’s favorite card game?
Go Fish, of course!
What do you call a manatee wearing sunglasses?
A sea-cret agent!
Why did the manatee sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time for lunch!
Why did the manatee become a lifeguard?
It had a natural flotation talent!
Why did the manatee start a gardening club?
It loved sea-sonal blooms!
Why do manatees make great pets?
Because they have a lot of sea-lebrity status!
Why did the manatee bring a snorkel to the library?
It wanted to ‘dive’ into a good book!
What did one manatee say to the other at the party?
Let’s make a splash!
How do manatees get to work?
They carpool!
What do you call a manatee ghost?
A sea-through cow.
Why did the manatee bring a GPS to the ocean?
To avoid getting tied up in kelp!
How do manatees send letters?
By sea-mail!
What do you call a manatee that likes to read classic novels?
A literasea!
What did the manatee say when it won the marathon?
I sea-ed the finish line and kept going!
What’s a manatee’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
Sea-salt caramel!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of TV show?
Sea-ries!
Why did the manatee start a podcast?
It had a lot of fish-tales to share!
Why don’t manatees like fast food?
They’re all about that slow life.
What’s a manatee’s favorite song?
“Row, Row, Row Your Boat!”
What did the sunburnt manatee say?
Man, a tee shirt would be nice!
Why was the baby manatee crying?
It missed its mamma-tee!
What’s a manatee’s favorite holiday?
Valen-tide’s Day!
What’s a manatee’s favorite board game?
Anything but Current Affairs!
What do manatees wear to a fancy dinner?
Tux-sea-dos.
What’s a manatee’s favorite lunch?
A seaweed salad!
What do you call a rainbow colored sea cow?
A Hue-manatee.
What did the manatee say to its crush?
I’ve been manatee-ing to tell you I like you!
What did the manatee say when it heard a joke?
That’s un-bubble-lievable!
Why did the manatee start a beauty salon?
It knew all the best sea-crets!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of sandwich?
Sub-marines!
How do manatees greet each other?
With big flipper hugs!
What’s a manatee’s favorite musical instrument?
The sea harp!
What did the manatee say to its friend who wanted to start a band?
Let’s make some waves!
Why do manatees hate arguments?
They prefer kelp-ing the peace!
Why did the manatee cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What’s a manatee’s favorite vegetable?
Sea-kale!
Why did the manatee bring a flashlight to the coral reef?
It wanted to sea more clearly!
What’s a manatee’s favorite book genre?
“Tail”-telling novels!
Why did the manatee start a fitness challenge?
It wanted to fin-ish strong!
Why did the manatee become a chef?
It was an expert in sea-soning!
Why did the manatee become a motivational speaker?
It knew how to inspire sea-lf confidence!
Why did the manatee get sent to his room?
He was being too shellfish!
What do you call a manatee’s worst enemy?
A shark-uterie board.
Why are manatees so good at poker?
They have great poker fins!
Why did the manatee bring a snorkel to the beach?
It wanted to dive into some fun!
What’s a manatee’s favorite mode of transportation?
The sea-plane!
What do you call a group of singing manatees?
A sea-mphony!
Why did the manatee start meditating?
To find its inner sea-renity.
How do manatees get around?
With fin-dividual transportation!
What’s a manatee’s favorite place to hang out?
The seashore!
Why did the manatee bring a map to the ocean?
It wanted to sea where it was going!
Why don’t manatees ever get lost at sea?
They always follow the current events!
Why do manatees make terrible firefighters?
Because they can’t handle hot water!
What’s a manatee’s favorite snack?
Kelp-chips and seaweed dip, of course!
Why did the manatee cross the ocean?
To prove it wasn’t just a little buoy!
What kind of shirts do manatees wear?
Sea-shirts!
What did the baby manatee say to its mom?
You’re fin-tastic!
What’s a manatee’s favorite outdoor game?
Hide and sea-ek!
What do manatees wear at the beach?
Their best fin-ery!
What do you call a manatee that’s a great storyteller?
A tale-ent!
What’s a manatee’s favorite type of bread?
Seaweed bread, of course!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Manatee. Manatee who?
Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it’s hot!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Manatee. Manatee who?
Manatee-glad to see you!
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