Keep sharp with these 40 Tiger Jokes for kids! Whether you are doing a study on tigers or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These 40+ Tiger Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!
This is my first joke post and since I am getting ready to make a unit study on tigers, it is perfect timing! Stay tuned for that. It will be ready soon!
I think tigers have always been my favorite animal so they were the perfect animal to start with!
What other Tiger Jokes have you heard that you love? Leave them below in a comment and I will add them to the list with your name!
Have you made one up? That is even better! 😊
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Tiger Unit Study; full of facts, resources and printables. These are coming very soon. I am working on them.
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The Tiger Jokes for Kids
How do you make the word Tiger longer?
Ti-grrr
Why do tigers have stripes?
They don’t want to be spotted!
What do you call a female tiger?
A Ti-girl!
What is a tiger’s favorite day of the week?
Chews-day!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle?
“Hey! Pleased to eat you.”
Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek?
They’ve never been spotted.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger?
Easy, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why did the tiger loose the game?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I’ve heard so much about the “Eye Of The Tiger”, but how come no one talks about …
The other four letters?
Why are tigers said to be religious?
Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Pretend you’re in a jungle, what do you do if a tiger is chasing you and catching up to you?
Stop pretending.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
How do tigers describe themselves?
Purr-fect!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
The outside.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What’s a tiger running a copy machine called?
A copycat!
What did the tiger say to his cubs before dinner?
Shall we prey?
What did one tiger say to another tiger when his honesty was questioned?
“I’m not lion.”
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What can you call a Christmas tiger that loves to dig in the desert?
Sandy Claws.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because it is hard to catch!
I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown.
I don’t really believe it though, if it was spotted it’s probably a leopard.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger?
Gladiator.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower?
A tiger lily.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What is one of the teen tiger’s most favorite hangout places?
A shopping maul.
What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells
Did you hear the news about the guy who killed Tony the Tiger?
He’s a cereal killer
Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lion.
Why were the tigers fighting?
Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why do tigers always eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
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