Be a nut with these 50 Squirrel Jokes for kids! Whether you are doing a study on squirrels or just love a-corny joke, you will have fun with these!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Squirrel Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!
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When is Squirrel Appreciation Day?
Squirrel Appreciation Day is January 21st.
Isn’t the name of their special day just fun? I have to smile every time I read it! Leave it to squirrels to have an “appreciation” day, not just a plain old national holiday. Haha, we need to appreciate the little rodents!
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The Jokes
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
“Doctor, doctor I am afraid of squirrels!”
Doctor: You must be nuts
Why was the squirrel in trouble for chewing the furniture?
It was being gnaw-ty
What did the dad squirrel tell his family?
Acorn-y joke
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a fish?
A squirr-eel
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget me nuts!
Why did the squirrel hammer acorns to the wall?
They were wall-nuts
What’s a squirrel’s favorite channel?
Nutflix
What is a squirrel’s favorite number?
Tree
What happens when more than one squirrel acts like a nut?
There ends up being a squarrel
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that never forgets where it’s hidden its nuts
Why don’t people like it when squirrels chew things?
It’s a-gnaw-ing
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself!
Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?
It’s just nuts
What did one squirrel’s family say after he came back from the movie theater?
“Tail us all about it!”
How does a squirrel comb its fur?
It runs through the under-brush
What did the father squirrel tell his family?
Acorn-y joke
What did the squirrel wear on her feet?
Cashews
Why don’t squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What is a food advisor for squirrels called?
A nut-tritionist
What phone do squirrels use?
Blackberries
What was the squirrel’s favorite spice?
Nut-meg
Why did the squirrel bury the tin of fish?
Because tuna spelt backwards is “a nut”
Which ballet do squirrels like best?
The nutcracker
What nuts make squirrels sneeze?
Ca-chew nuts
Why did the squirrel take her car apart?
She wanted to see what it was like to get to the nuts and bolts of it
Which squirrels are the best heroes?
Flying squirrels
Why are so many squirrels rich?
Because they squirrel away their money
Where do squirrels go for their summer holidays?
To beech trees
How can you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Where do squirrels go to learn?
Elemen-tree school
What did the squirrel say the time she closed her tail in the door?
It won’t be long now
What do you call a squirrel who is in charge of a bank?
A branch manager
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kite?
A flying squirrel
What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one
If a squirrel and a raccoon were playing scrabble, who would win?
The squirrel, because it has a ‘Q’
Why didn’t the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was a tough nut to crack
What is a squirrels’ favorite film?
The Nutty Professor
Why couldn’t the dog find the squirrel?
It was barking up the wrong tree
What do you call a squirrel that solves crimes?
Squirrel-lock Holmes
What do you call a squirrel that goes to space?
An astro-nut
Why did the squirrel bury her lottery tickets under a bush?
She was hedging her bets
How large is a squirrels home?
About 4 squirrel feet
What do rich squirrels eat?
Cash-ews
What did the squirrel say to its family before it left for work?
“I’m gonna go out on a limb here.”
Why didn’t your boss like you rearranging all of the squirrels by height?
He didn’t like me critter sizing
Who did the squirrels see in concert?
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Why do employers love hiring squirrels?
You can literally pay them peanuts
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