Be bear-y funny with these 52 Koala Jokes for kids! Whether you are doing a study on koalas or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these!
Jokes are a great way to learn and have fun at the same time! These Koala Jokes for Kids will keep your kids interested and laughing at the same time!
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When is Save the Koala Day?
There isn’t an International or National Koala Day. It isn’t called that, anyway.
There is a Save The Koala Day on September 30 every year.
It is organized by the Australian Koala Foundation to save the koalas and their natural habitats and to raise awareness to prevent them from going extinct.
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The Jokes
First a note—if you have done our Unit Study, you have learned that Koalas are not bears so you will know that the jokes below that reference them being bears are not accurate. I did leave them in because they are a cute joke as long as we know. 😊
What is a koala bear’s favorite drink ?
Koka-Koala !
Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?
Because of their Koala Tea
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break?
“We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment?
He always checks his koalander.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol?
He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?
A pina koala.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir?
Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple?
A koala holding its breath!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour.
He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy?
You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”?
“Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol?
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing?
“Joey to the World”, of course!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand?
One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world?
They fight for ekoalaty!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend?
“I love you-calyptus”.
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”
What do you get if you cross a koala bear with an alien?
Mars-upial.
Why didn’t the koala get the job?
He was underkoalafied.
How did he fix this?
By going back to koalage.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?
He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters?
A kangaroo court!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
They grin and bear it.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala’s favorite vegetable?
Koalaflower.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny.
They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Where are koalas taken when they die?
To an ancient bearial site.
Why do koalas make such great supervisors?
Because they’re always so concerned about koalaty.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
Bearies.
What do you call a koala with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.
What is a koala bears favorite gardening tool?
A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite snack?
Bearitos.
What do you call a lazy koala?
A pouch potato.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon?
Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite car?
A furrari.
Where do all the famous koalas live?
In Hollywood, Koalafornia.
What would you call a dream where a koala is eating you?
A bite-mare.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant?
He got embearassed.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers?
He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
When does a Koala go “moo”?
When it is learning a new language!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
Why aren’t koalas included in the bear club?
They don’t have the koalafications.
How do koalas stay in shape?
They do bearobics.
Which side of a koala has the most fur?
The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite pop song?
Koala me maybe.
A koala walks into a restaurant.
– He says, “I’ll have the minestrone.”
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.
When the waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.
After a while the waitress says, “Wow, you must be hungry.”
The koala answers, “No, I’m just a moresoupial.”
What is a koala’s favorite food?
A blue beary pie.
Why don’t koalas like fast food?
Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes?
Because they love going bearfoot.
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