Your kids will think these 126 Earth Day Jokes for Kids are tree-rific! Whether you are doing a study on Earth Day or just love a good joke, you will have fun with these!
We have a great collection of 126 Earth Day Jokes for Kids for both kids and adults everywhere! There is just something about a good joke that bonds people together.
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When is Earth Day?
Earth Day is always on April 22nd. The first Earth Day was celebrated on April 22, 1970.
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The Earth Day Jokes
Why did the leaf go to the doctor on Earth Day?
It was feeling green
Where do rocks like to sleep?
Bedrocks
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How do trees promote the pledge to protect the Earth?
By handing out leaf-lets
What runs but never gets out of breath?
A river!
Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
The outside
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
What did seaweed say when it got stuck at the bottom of the ocean?
“Kelp! Kelp!”
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!
Why did the tree get into a fight with the fence?
It was barking up the wrong trunk!
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
Why do tornadoes zigzag?
Because they’re dizzy
Why did the fog get grounded?
It was too mist-behaved!
Why did the tree want to meet new friends?
It wanted to branch out!
What did the cloud wear under its coat?
Thunderwear!
How do trees get on the internet?
They log on!
What happened when the tornado married a cloud?
The wedding was a whirlwind!
What makes the Earth so great?
It’s well-rounded
What kind of plant can grow on your hand?
A palm tree
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
How does a recycling bin get a six-pack?
It does a lot of crunches!
Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
Polly, Ethel and Ian
What do loggers eat in the forest?
Mac and trees
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips!
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do you call a high ranking soldier who hates recycling?
General Waste
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree on Earth Day?
May the Forest be with you
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?
The Ocean
What runs but cannot walk, has a mouth but no teeth and has a bed but cannot sleep?
A river
What did one cloud say to the other cloud?
I mist you!
Why did the Earth get in trouble at school?
Because of its many faults!
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global worming!
What did the recycling bin say to the trash can?
I know you are garbage, but I love you anyway!
Why do leaves hate math?
Because they’re always falling behind!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why did the Earth go to space school?
To improve its atmosphere
Do you know where fishes work?
The Offish!
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
She wanted to grow a power plant
How do leaves go to the Earth Day party?
They use an autumn-mobile
What is a windmill’s favorite kind of farm?
Well, it is a huge fan of wind farms!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root Beer!
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
What’s an environmentalist’s favorite part of a computer?
The recycle bin
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
You’re truly shocking!
Why did the recycling bin get sent to the principal’s office?
It was caught throwing paper planes
Why don’t leaves ever get lost?
They always know which way is due north!
How do you know if a tree is intelligent?
It has a lot of branches!
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
What did the Sun say to the Earth during a heatwave?
You look hot!
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle!
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
What did Planet Earth say to the other planets?
You guys have no life!
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why did the man have to quit working in a recycling plant crushing cans?
Because it was soda pressing! (so depressing)
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
None, just some tea
What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?
A can can!
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
What happened to the leaf when he was caught cheating during the Earth Day quiz?
He was disqua-leaf-ied
What did the mother worm say to her son who was late?
“Where in earth have you been?”
What is the best way to communicate with fish?
Drop it a line!
When was our world born?
On it’s b-earth-day!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses
Where did the lightning bolt propose?
Cloud 9!
What does one leaf say to the other on Earth Day eve?
“I’m falling for you.”
What do you get when you cross a tree and a bicycle?
A greener way to commute and help reduce carbon emissions!
How do you know if a recycling bin is happy?
It’s bin smiling!
What’s a weatherman’s favorite type of shoe?
Rain boots!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle
What bank never has any money?
A river bank
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-AID
Why was the recycling bin so cold?
It left its lid off
What did the beach say to the wave?
“Long tide, no sea.”
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do hurricanes see?
With one eye
What do you call a Bee that works for the government?
A pollentician
What does Earth get on Earth day?
A birthday quake!
How many climate change sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing
Why does Planet Earth have only one moon?
Because the planet is moon-ogamous
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she was expecting some change in the weather
How does a recycling bin keep its balance?
It has a lot of can-do spirit!
What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminium cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
Wee-cyclers!
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It had lost its petals
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks
Why do the people on Earth like the way their planet rotates?
Because it makes their day!
Why did the sun go to school?
So it could get brighter
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
Why did the recycling bin feel sad?
It had a lot of empty feelings!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet
What is a good way to save energy?
The couch!
What did one firefly say to the other?
“Sorry, gotta glow.”
Why couldn’t we have an Earth Day party?
I forgot to plan-et
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a “poodle” (puddle)
Why did the meteorologist go outside with a bar of soap?
They wanted to see if there was a chance of a shower!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal!
Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
Because they are free of charge!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
How does the Old Tree let the others know about throwing an Earth Day party?
Through a teleafone
What did one tectonic plate say to another?
I’ve got a lot on my plate right now!
Why did the Earth break up with the other planets?
Because it needed space!
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water
How do oil companies deal with oil spills?
Slick lawyers
What do trees feel on Earth Day?
Re-leaf
What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who?
Have a tree-rific day!
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