Your kids will be very egg-cited about these 174 Easter Jokes for Kids! Includes 55 knock knock jokes to crack you up!
We have a great collection of 174 Easter Jokes for Kids that both kids and adults everywhere will be cracking up over!
There is just something about a good joke that bonds people together. Whether you like the regular “why” or “what” kind of joke or a “knock, knock” joke, there are plenty of all of them.
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The Easter Jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?
Because he was having a bad hare day
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?
IHOP
What doesn’t anyone want to be an Easter egg?
Because they’re always dye-ing
What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
Hoppy birthday
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken
Why do Easter eggs go to school?
To get egg-ducated
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail
What does a bunny like to dance to?
Hip-hop
What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?
She said there was a hare in her soup
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive!
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basketball
What do you call a bunny with money?
A millionhare
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside
What do you call two best friends on Easter?
Two Peeps in a pod!
What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What’s the most popular baby bunny name?
Peter!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold of course!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
Johns Hopkins
What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?
Fry-day
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?
Jelly beans
What kind of vegetable is angry?
A steamed carrot!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hare-line!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A new dye job
What do you call naughty Easter eggs?
Deviled eggs
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them they’d break
Why is the Easter bunny so lazy?
Because he doesn’t carrot all!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Lots of Eggs-ercise, especially hare-obics
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What happened to the Easter Bunny who skipped school?
He was egg-spelled
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
Because his powder puff is on the wrong end
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
Where’s the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia
What did one bunny say to the other?
You’re ear-resistable
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because you’ve never seen a rabbit wearing glasses
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare
Why did the chicken make the Easter Bunny breakfast?
Because she’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!
When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary
Why was the Easter Bunny so good at basketball?
Because he had a great hop shot!
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?
Why is the Easter bunny so funny?
He always has a good tail
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a frog?
A bunny ribbit!
How do you make an eggroll?
Just give it a little push
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter eve?
He was too egg-cited
Where does Easter take place every year?
Where eggs marks the spot!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny
How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the “t” with an “i.”
Why doesn’t the Easter bunny get hot in the summer?
It has hare conditioning
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
Egg-stra terrestrial
Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween?
It’s hare-raising
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
For hare-assment
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the party?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?
Because his TV was scrambled!
What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny
What kind of beans did the Easter Bunny put in his stew?
Jelly beans!
What does the Easter bunny say before it eats?
“Lettuce pray.”
When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket?
On Easter!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
To meet up with her Peeps
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It was nice gnawing you
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With hare spray!
What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song?
“Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy?
It had shell shock!
Why was the little girl sad after the egg hunt?
Because an egg beater
How did the Easter Bunny get his job?
He had eggs-perience
What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?
A sock hop!
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip hop
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Why do people paint Easter eggs?
It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion
How can you make Easter shopping go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
The oyster bunny
What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?
“You crack me up.”
Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?
He wanted a better celery
Would February March?
No, but April May
What comes at the end of Easter?
The letter “r”
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pen to the party?
To draw some hop-art!
How did the Easter egg win the art show?
He had some egg-straordinary paintings!
How do chicks dress for Easter?
Im-peck-ably!
Why did the Easter bunny keep coming back to brunch?
Because the food was egg-stremely good!
Why can’t we be late on Easter?
Because there are no eggs-cuses!
What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt?
Hopscotch
What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey (affiliate link) bunny
Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get beat up!
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?
It was eggs-cellent
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?
Yolk tales
Where do you find Easter eggs?
From an eggplant!
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime
Where did the vampire keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Eggs-hausted
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball
What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding?
He went on a nice bunnymoon
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares
What do baby ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
Ones with a hoppy ending
How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
With a hare dryer
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet
Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It’s a tender tail
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to travel?
By hare-plane
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
He’s hoppy
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
He gets wet
What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
Bunny Tales
What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket?
No Peep-ing!
Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maura. Maura who?
Maura chocolate bunnies, please.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?
Ben waiting forever for my Easter basket.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tommy. Tommy who?
Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter basket.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who?
Carrie my Easter basket, please! It’s too heavy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Egg Hunt gonna’ start?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who?
Shore I’ll take your Easter Basket!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who?
Hans outa my Easter Basket!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who?
Butcher eggs in one basket!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who?
Don’t cry — the Easter Bunny will come back next year!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who?
Ears another Easter joke for you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hayden. Hayden who?
Hayden eggs on Easter is fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who?
Handsome of that Easter candy over!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ann. Ann who?
Ann Easter bunny
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more Easter Bunny jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donna. Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who?
Esther Easter Bunny coming?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?
Candice Easter get any better?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harvey. Harvey who?
Harvey great Easter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who?
Witches the way to the egg hunt?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?
Noah good easter brunch around here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bing. Bing who?
Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter bunny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blur. Blur who?
Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chuck. Chuck who?
Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bea. Bea who?
Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who?
You’re Justin time for Easter.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who?
Hans off my Easter candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fonda. Fonda who?
Fonda this holiday, it might just be my favorite!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freddie. Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fiona Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for the Easter Bunny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harriet. Harriet who?
Harriet a bunch of Easter candy and got a tummy ache.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harris. Harris who?
Harris another word for bunny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berlin. Berlin who?
Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Easter. Easter who?
The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who?
Pizza really good egg hunter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? You. You who?
Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who?
Today’s about bunnies not owls!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hominy. Hominy who?
Hominy Easter eggs did you find?
Knoc, knock. Who’s there? Zeke Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who?
Needle little help coloring your Easter eggs?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like to go on an Easter egg hunt?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Bunnies. Bunnies who?
Nope, but owls do.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wren. Wren who?
Wren will Easter be here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? S’more. S’more who?
S’more Easter jokes on the way.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who?
Harry up and color your eggs, it’s almost Easter.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who?
Dough you wish Easter was here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who?
Lena little closer and you’ll spot the hidden eggs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny.
Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs who?
Egg-scuse me, we’re late to the Easter parade!
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