Here are Over 125 Sweet Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids to fall in love with! Also includes over 15 Knock Knock Jokes!
Do your kids “love” to have new jokes to check out? If so, they will fall in love with this collection of Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids!
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You will also love Over 125 Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids, Valentine’s Day Memory Matching Game, Valentine’s Day I Spy Printables, and Valentine’s Day Bingo Printables.
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Follow my Valentine’s Day Pinterest Board for dozens of ideas from all around the web! I am constantly finding new things to add so there will be new things all the time!
More Jokes
The Valentine’s Day Jokes!
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams
What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple
What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You can always count on me
Which animal shares the most love?
A heartvaark
What does someone who loves their car do on February 14?
They give it a valenshine
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton
What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool
What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after
What do owls say to declare their love?
Owl be yours!
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts
What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the candy is on sale
What did the sheep say to the other on February 14th?
Wool you be my valentine
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive
What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
HER-SHE’s Kisses
What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime
Why did they put the boy’s girlfriend in jail?
Because she stole his heart
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion
What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me
Why did the boy put clothes on the Valentine’s card he was sending?
He thought they needed to be ad-dressed
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
They are very scent-imental creatures
If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Antelope
What shade of red is your heart?
Beet red
What did one snake say to the other snake?
Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey (affiliate link)
Why did the man send his wife’s Valentine through twitter?
Because she is his tweetheart
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day to dance?
To the meatball
Why do Valentines have hearts on them?
Because kidneys would look pretty gross
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Rugs and kisses
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself!
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Somebunny loves you
Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
Because you can really party hearty
What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?
I think you’re acute
What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
Be my Valenstein
What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
You mean a great dill to me
What flowers gives the best kisses on Valentine’s Day?
Tulips
What is it called when fish fall in love?
Guppy-love
What’s the most romantic utensil?
A fork because it has Valen-tines
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche
What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
“I love BOO!”
What else did Frosty say to his girlfriend?
I love you snow much!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his Valentine?
I’ve got a crutch on you
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Are shoes and socks a good couple?
Of course! They make a great pair
What did one calculator say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
What did one door bell say to the other on February 14th?
“Be my valenchime.”
What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Lots of hogs and kisses
Why would you want to marry a goalie?
Because they’re a real keeper!
What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you!
What did the butter say to the bread on Valentine’s Day?
You are the loaf of my life
Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
Because they have heart
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it
What do monkeys say to their loved ones?
I’m bananas for you!
What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny
What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrfect for me!
Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
He took her to a baseball park
What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Why is a breakfast house the best place to take your Valentine’s Day date?
They pancake their eyes off of you!
How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine’s Day?
If it’s love at first bite!
What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine’s Day?
You’re a dear!
What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
Why should you be careful on a Valentine’s Day date with a calzone?
He might steal a pizza your heart!
What did the tater tot say to the french fry?
You are one hot potato!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a heart shaped box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day
What did the hedgehog say to his date?
You look porcu-fine!
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Third degree burns on your lips
What happened when the two tennis players met?
It was lob at first sight
What did the turtle say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I turt ally love you
What did the seamstress say to express her love?
You’re sew special to me
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you
What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine
What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up
What did the Tyrannosaurus Rex say to his lady love?
You are dino-mite!
Why does Mexican food always have the best time on a date?
It always has something to taco bout!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!
What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine’s Day?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself!
Have you got a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yeah, it’s February 14th
What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Let’s hang out
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i’s on you!
Did you know cows make great boyfriends?
They are legen-dairy at a-moos-ing their dates!
What did the painter say to his sweetheart?
I love you with all my art
How do lions express their love?
They talk about their felines!
What did one piece of string say to the other on February 14th?
Be my valentwine
What did one font say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re just my type
Why is pizza so good at getting dates?
It has great delivery
Why did the egg drop soup and the miso soup get married on Valentine’s Day?
Because their love was pho real
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
Chocolate mousse
What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you’ll go places.
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers
What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says “I love you drool-ly”
What food is crazy about Valentine’s Day chocolates?
A cocoa-nut
What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you
Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar
What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Whale you be mine?
What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
I love you beary much
What did Pilgrims give each other on Valentine’s Day?
Mayflowers
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Why didn’t the scarecrow want to go to the Valentine’s Day dance?
His heart wasn’t in it
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
Their ghoul-friend
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
KNOCK-KNOCK VALENTINE JOKES
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye want to wish you Happy Valentine’s Day
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to kiss your cheek.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-cited to be your Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heart
Heart who?
Heart to believe that it’s already Valentine’s Day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?
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